a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

petition for izzy harem anime

// remember when i tried making this fic in character? me neither

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Izzy renamed the chat to "izzy's harem"

Heather: bitch what

Harold: please god no

Izzy: sorry youre all my bitches now

Izzy: dw owen youre the main hoe 😘😘

Owen: yay 😀

Courtney: what the fuck is a harem

Harold: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Harem

Cody: doesnt courtney have a harem

Courtney: what

Cody: or like she did??? like duncan, gwen, heather, scott, TECHNICALLY cameron and alejandro...

Heather: i thought 😀 i told you 😀 to never discuss 😀 my old crush on courtney 😀

Courtney: excuse me?

Gwen: EXCUSE ME

Heather: calm tf down i said old crush

Heather: anyways cody im coming over to kill you

Cody: WAIT NO IM SORRY

Noah: can i watch

Gwen: what kind of sadistic shit- 

Duncan: noah watching cody get beat the shit out of: 😫😫😫

Noah: im just going to ignore that

Izzy: COURTNEY HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY HAREM!!!!!!!

Courtney: i am so confused right now 

Heather: yea noah you can watch bc i know your lazy ass wont help

Noah: i provide moral support

Heather: WAIT YOU CALL THAT SHIT MORAL SUPPORT????

Harold: are you still salty over the dodgebrawl game 

Heather: stfu harold no one asked you

Harold: so yes

DJ: can we please have one good day

Duncan: 😫

DJ: ok i guess not

Leshawna: yall stop traumatizing DJ he did nothing

Izzy: DJ join my harem 😘

DJ: um

Leshawna: WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT TRAUMATIZING DJ

Izzy: ok will YOU join my harem?

Leshawna: girl why do you even want a harem

Izzy: im bored

Harold: but thats not even how a harem works-

Harold: you cant just ASK people to join a harem

Noah: not harold mansplaining anime terms

Harold: okay that hurt

Noah renamed the chat to "not Izzy's harem"

Izzy renamed the chat to "Izzy's orgy"

DJ: somehow you made it worse

Izzy renamed the chat to "group orgy"

 Gwen: i call dibs courtney