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// manifesting my hate for people who celebrate christmas on november 1st with this chapter

jk jk im just a slut for halloween


TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Gwen: i hate it here

Trent: huh?

Gwen: courtney had begun singing christmas music around the apartment

Gwen: i think if i hear "all i want for christmas is you" again today i might snap

Owen: CHRISTMASSSSSS

Gwen: owen NO

Gwen: it's not even december!!

Heather: shut up i bet youre just angry halloween is over

Gwen: god dammit youre right fuck you

Duncan: lmao imagine liking christmas

Trent: ...could be me?

Trent: i like all holidays??

Duncan: lameeeee

Gwen: halloween gang

Duncan: halloween gang

Owen: why not both? 

Heather: both are stupid

Heather: alejandro puts up a bunch of stupid mistletoe

Trent: wait you two live together?

Heather: w

Heather: no!

Duncan: so you're just over at his place a lot?

Heather: fuck you

Alejandro: can i put in something into this conversation?

Heather: no

Duncan: yes

Owen: please do

Alejandro: heather actually likes christmas a lot

Heather: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Alejandro: nothing to be ashamed of mi amor 

Gwen: how into is does she get?

Alejandro: christmas sweaters

Gwen: OH MY GODDD

Heather: I HATE YOU

Duncan: AHAHAJDAJSJK

Trent: christmas sweaters...... are nice

Duncan: ok grandma 

Owen: ok but uhhhh

Owen: thanksgiving anyone?

Duncan: hell no

Duncan: that shit is torture

Owen: what??? how?????

Duncan: hate my family

Heather: ^^

Alejandro: ^^

Trent: ^^ only my dad tho

Gwen: thanksgiving is eh

Owen: :( 

Owen: i'll give you guys an amazing thanksgiving one day!!!!!

Heather: no

Trent: haha thanks dude

Gwen: heather are you EVER positive?

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