// EDIT: I ACCIDENTALLY PUBLISHED THIS EARLY IM-
just...here have whatever the fuck this is
random question: which chapter of this fic is your favorite? i was reading through some of them and honestly i probably need therapy
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bullying cody and duncan chat (except not)
Noah: guys i have something to tell you but promise you won't be mad 🥺🥺🥺
Leshawna: sure hon
Noah: i'm coming out as straight 🤍🖤🤍🖤 i've come to realize i was never ever attracted to when and in fact, i was never even gay-coded. even if it was unintentional coding it doesnt count and i am straight!!!! i have a girlfriend named emma and that totally proves i am straight now
Leshawna: bitch WHAT
Lindsay: and during pride month too naval piercing??
Lindsay: wait shit uhhhh i mean what's straight mean 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Owen: omg i'm so proud of you noah ❤❤ i'm totally definitely most likely probably straight too!!
Eva: me too 👍
Izzy: wow i can't believe we're all straight!!
Justin: yes. girls. they sure do exist
Beth: i'd like to come out as well *looks away bashfully*.... as a furry *reveals my tail and claws and ears (that are bright purple and covered in glitter btw)*
Harold: you know the way you are depicting furries isnt how most furries act, and just stigmatizes them. Most furries are really kind and supportive people whore are just fascinated by anthropomorphic animals. only a few furries in the community act the way you do, but it sticks out the most and brings a bad name by people who just want to dress up. you should try to educate yourself and do better
Harold: g o s h
Leshawna: so true king 🤩
Beth: fuck off im gonna go draw yaoi porn 😡😡😡😡😡
Lindsay: go live your life belt!!!!!!! :)
Heather: why the FUCK would her name be belt you dumb bitch
Duncan: hey guys. horny again
Leshawna: man its always some shit with you
Duncan: @Courtney please?
Courtney: but you cheated on me and we were really toxic to each other after we got together?
Duncan: ok but watch this
Duncan: *bites lip*
Courtney: suddenly im in love with you again 🥰🥰
Gwen: so happy for you guys!! from galpal to galpal i hope you enjoy a nice heterosexual relationship courtney!!
Lindsay: go doorknob and countryhouse!!
Heather: im literlly crying whatbthe fuck arw you sayinmsakdanmm
Cody: okay um anyways follow my tiktok @ilovebigtittygothgirls696969 i'm try to get to 50 followers 🥶🥶🥶🥶
Gwen: im not following that
Harold: what do you post
Cody: read the username
Harold follwoing
Leshawna: ??
Harold: i mean i would NEVER follow that account wow cody i cant believe you
Cody: if we get to 100 followers i go to gwens house and beg for her to date me for an hour then stream it
Gwen: YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!?!??!?
Cody: yes queen, sierra told me ❤
Sierra: anything for big dick daddy cody 😫
Cody: its true my penis is like. really big
Noah: brb killing myself
Cody: what about your beautiful amazing girlfriend emma?
Noah: holy shit cody you're so right im just. im just not depressed anymore thank you for helping me see the light that is my totally real girlfriend (and NOT!! my beard)
Noah: cancelling my therapy as we speak
//this was gonna be longer but then my dumb ass pressed publish instead of save 😭
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a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌
Fanfictiontotal drama chatfic ft. gay chaos, normal chaos, pining, and a lot of cringe copypastas | been #1 in the total drama tag a couple times so that's epic i think
