a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

secret santa stuff idk

// note that all of the secret santa stuff was randomized, so if its not interesting then.... oh well 

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

DJ: im going to send out the secret santa stuff now! remember, no refunds! 

DJ: oh and geoff is sending out half of them so i don't know what mine is. my mama helped us spilt it up so its anonymous

Owen: awesome!!!!!!

Duncan: rip to whoever gets zeke

Heather: wait is he included??

DJ: yep!

DJ - Duncan 

DJ: heather

Duncan: at least its someone i talk to 

Duncan: OH WAIT I CAN GET HER AN AWFUL GIFT FUCK YEA

DJ: OR GET HER A NICE GIFT????

Duncan: LMAO NO

DJ - Harold

DJ: geoff

Harold: could be worse 

Harold: wait this is hard dangit

DJ - Justin

DJ: katie

Justin: the fuck do i get her??

Justin: whatever ill just ask sadie

DJ - Gwen

DJ: alejandro

Gwen: say sike rn

DJ: sorry but no

Gwen: FUCK

Courtney - DJ

DJ: leshawna

Courtney: YES SOMEONE TOLERABLE 

Courtney: this should be easy enough

DJ - Eva

DJ: beth

Eva: who?

DJ: beth???? short girl with glasses and a side ponytail?

Eva: oh dammit

DJ - Owen

DJ: noah

Owen: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Owen: YES YES YES YES YES

Owen: THIS IS THE BEST

DJ - Ezekiel

DJ: dont know if youll respond but

DJ: sadie

Ezekiel: what about her?

DJ: check the group chat

Ezekiel: whats a secret santa?

DJ: oh boy

DJ - Lindsay

DJ: sierra