a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

party rockers in the house toni-

// quick thing before the story!!

sorry this is coming so late, i tend to overestimate how much i can do without getting burnt out, which leads to me not getting stuff done lmao

also written chapters are so hard wtf why did i think i could do this AH

but more importantly, i'm changing something in the plot of the story!! i read a fic a bit ago on ao3 (Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight by AngelApollo. Please read it, it's so good.) and fell in love with how they wrote Noah's mom. So I'm changing up Noah's dynamic with his parents; they're not gross homophobes, but overbearingly sweet. He also lives w/ his parents and not his brother for reasons that'll be explained later. If I don't update the chapter(s) to fit this please slap me and tell me to do it!! 

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TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Geoff: WHOOP WHOOP 5 HOURS TIL THE PARTAY

Heather: oh my god you've been doing that every half hour SHUT UP

Geoff: :(

Bridgette: look at that, you made him sad

Owen: it's ok Geoff, I'll countdown with you!!

Geoff: u a real one Owen 😔😔😔

DJ: ohh man this is gonna be good

DJ: my mama is helping me cook ☺

Owen: WE GET YOUR MOM'S FOOD?????? AWWWWW YEAAAAASSASAKLAS

DJ: Owen you can't eat it all!

DJ: not this time,,,,,,

Bridgette: what... what did he do?

Owen: it was a dark moment

DJ: I,,,,I don't wanna talk about it

Heather: jfc did he kill someone

Izzy: ;)

Heather: UM WTF

Izzy: hehehehehe

Noah: you guys better appreciate this food I'm making because my parent insisted on helping and now they're being all "in love" and shit

Noah: gross

Heather: being repulsed by romance, how original Noah

Noah: sorry I can't have a hot steamy romance like you do, really wish I could

Noah: what I shame I can't deny that I'm in love with a guy every day of my life

DJ: oh my

Heather: I-

Gwen: BAHAHAJSHKSSKJKA IM CACKLING

Gwen: HEATHER GOT FUCKIGN CALLED OUT

Alejandro: hm

Heather: ugh this is literally the worst time for you to be online

Alejandro: so are you going to stop denying your love for me?

Heather: in your dreams 

Alejandro: oh no, my dreams are much different

Noah's POV - 3rd limited

    Alright, that's enough of that. Noah sets down his phone after reading the suggestive text from Alejandro, and sighs in regret. The last thing he wanted to know about was Alejandro's sex life. They'd probably just continue spewing random nonsense in the chat anyway. He won't miss anything.