a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

everyone is on crack

// dont take this seriously

i just get sad/annoyed when i see how gwen is often written as a really mean and awful person who doesn't regret anything she does, and basically just every negative trait about her is written as her only trait. so in response, i'm making a chapter where everyone is written badly and/or out of character. 

also this was created out of boredom lmao

one day we'll get back to the actual plot!! i just had to write this

enjoy

TOTAL DRAMA BROS

Gwen: just got done making out with duncan

Duncan: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Courtney: OMG GWEN WHAT THE FUCK AHAGSJKFJDF

Gwen: sorry he likes me more 😘

Courtney: AUUAGHHH I HATE YOU

Courtney: GRRRR BARK BARK BARK

Duncan: oh fuck yea 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 fight over me more bitches

Gwen: bitch calm tf down 🙄🙄🙄

Heather: OMG GWEN HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

Heather: I DID THE EXACT SAME THING BUT UGH HOW COULD YOU

Gwen: bitch

Heather: ugh how could you do this to COURTNEY

Heather: my BEST FRIEND

Heather: because we are BEST FRIENDS because i HAVE FRIENDS

Noah: suddenly i give a shit about people other than myself

Noah: gwen you are a stanky coochie 2013 miss im so quirky flat ass triangle titty cheating fake friend ass bitch

Cody: NOOOO NOT GWEN WAHH WAH WAHHHHHH

Cody: GWENNNN I LOVE YOUUUUU

Gwen: haha see all the boys love me

Gwen: yep i've always cared about how much other people wanna kiss my titties because THAT WHAT GOTHS DO TOTALLY

Trent: SHUT UP i DONT LOVE YOU

Trent" *cries like a little sad baby bitch*

Gwen: WHAT YOU DONT LOVE ME???? DOES NOT COMPUTE THE F U C K ?

Courtney: HAHAHAHAH SEE GWEN YOU ARE STANKY!!!

Courtney: BARK BARK HISS

Duncan: oh yea hiss again and keep fighting 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Cody: NO NO NOOO GWEN ISNT STANKY I SWEAR I SNIFF HER HAIR EVERY DAY IT SMELLS GREAT 😭

Noah: SHUT UP CODY and suck my dick

Cody: wait deadass 😳

Noah: yes 😳

Gwen: wait cody you love me remember!!!!

Cody: noah is offering sex and im the horniest person alive so LMAO SORRY BYEEEEE

Gwen: GRRRRRR NOOOOOO FUCK YOU NOAHHHHH

Duncan: moans

Courtney: DUNCAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

Courtney: *wipes my eyes and run away crying* *trips and falls* *dies*