a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

gay ass

//actual progress on the ships in this fic? more likely than you think

anyway its my hc that team escope has a gc and theyre SO chaotic on its just. unhinged. thanks for coming to my ted talk

TEAM ESCOPEEE (plus owen bc hes babey)

Eva: wake up whores its time for noah to talk about his feelings

Izzy: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WENT TO SLEEP

Owen: izzy we talked about this

Eva: goddamn you guys need therapy

Noah: i know you arent talking

Eva: thank you for joining us noah

Eva: care to talk about the crush you confessed to having at nearly 2 in the morning today?

Noah: id rather not

Eva: well too bad you dont get a choice

Noah: i need new friends

Owen: what did i do

Noah: no not you owen i love you 

Izzy: gay

Noah: bitch you make out with eva all the time

Izzy: AND ILL DO IT AGAIN??? WHAT OF IT????

Owen: noahs just jealous he doesnt get to kiss izzy

Noah: izzy do not kiss me under any circumstance. ever. 

Noah: i do NOT want that

Eva: gdi we're getting off topic

Izzy: oh yea lol

Izzy: NOAH WHO DO YOU LIKE

Noah:  oh im sorry i didnt realize we were in middle school

Eva: answer the question

Noah: no

Izzy: fine ill just assume your homophobic then

Noah: ...what

Izzy: smh

Izzy: noah are you homophobic?

Noah: im gay

Owen: HES AVOIDING THE QUESTION

Eva: fine if you wont say it i will

Noah: because you know?

Eva: remember when you cried to me at like 1am at playa de loser because of your gay crisis?

Noah: um

Noah: what are you talking about that never happened

Izzy: BAHAHAJJJSAJJ

Owen: sounds fun

Noah: it was not

Noah: 1/10, do not recommend, eva sucks at comforting people

Eva: did you expect me to be??

Eva: dumb bitch

Izzy: wait

Izzy: why was he having a crisis

Noah: dont tell her

Eva: his accidental kiss with cody made him realize he likes boys

Noah: we are no longer friends

Izzy: HOLY FUCK ASKJAV

Izzy: I KNEW IT