a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

daddy harold

welcome to hell may i take your order?

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bullying cody and duncan chat

Sierra: so what are you guys wearing to the wedding?

Duncan: damn idk i was gonna go butt naked

Trent: please don't

Courtney: dw it's nothing special

Duncan: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ROASTED THE SHIT OUT OF HERE

Trent: to be fair it's in the chat name

Alejandro: how do you write texts like that and think "oh yea no one's going to make fun of me for this"

Duncan: WOW. EVEN YOU AL

Alejandro: -ejandro

Duncan: no just al 🙂

Alejandro: fuck you 🙂

Duncan: go get pegged by heather 🙂

Alejandro: yk what maybe i will. at least i have an s/o 🙂

Duncan: i thought she broke up with you... over text i may add 🙂

Alejandro: duncan shut the fuck up 🙂

Trent: what the hell is happening

Sierra: you guys never answer my questions :(

Noah: i wonder why

Sierra: oh perfect timing noah :D

Noah: oh fuck

Sierra: so i seem to recall you having a crush 

Noah: no i'm not doing this

Noah: i'm getting made fun of enough by my "friends"

Trent: why're you getting made fun of?

Eva: he has shit taste in men

Owen: it's not shit,,,,,, it's just not the best,,,,

Izzy: he probably has small pp 

Cody: damn i feel bad for whoever his crush is bc you guys are mean to him 

Noah: . 

Noah: yes you should feel bad

Cody: i-

Cody: is that a command or?

Izzy: damn cody wants to be bossed around 😫

Cody: HSJAJDKSA NO-

Courtney: why does it always come back to someone being horny

Noah: i wish i knew

Sierra: so... no answer?

Noah: nope

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girls just wanna have fun

Zoey: i hate men 😐

Zoey: mike not included ❤ but i hate men fr

Jen: i- what happened

Tom: i feel like i should be offended but im not

Zoey: oh wait not you tom

Zoey: tom and mike are excluded

Lindsay: can tyler also be excluded :(

Zoey: i-