a gay as hell total drama groupchat fic 😌

this somehow became mpreg chapter

// i can already tell this chapter's gonna make no sense bc i'm going in w/ ZERO ideas on what to write

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bullying duncan and cody chat 

Izzy: ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Heather: you've been texting that here ever since july please stfu

Izzy:

Heather: jfc what is that

Izzy: anyway whatre yall going as

Noah: im sorry i didnt realize this was the second grade

Cody: IM GOING AS SONIC

Cody: oh

Gwen: noco breaks up part 15

Owen: #relationshipgoals

Eva: #duncneycore

Courtney: STOP

Eva: no

Courtney: hey eva remember when u lost a million dollars over justin

Justin: why am i being brought into this

Eva: remember sundae muddy sundae

Courtney: FUCK

Courtney: okay fine you win

Courtney: only bc you didnt have screentime

Eva: hell yea

Izzy: omg when bae wins an argument online 

Izzy: ANYWAY only one person answered my question

Izzy: cody i assume you're making noah dress as something

Noah: no

Cody: its a work in progress

Noah: no

Cody: baby steps

Gwen: im thinking of like a zombie patient, but like really gross and bloody with organs spilling out

Courtney: and im the crazy doctor!! 

Heather: how the hell did you make that sound romantic

Gwen: someone get alejandro on heather's jealous

Gwen: also he hasn't been in a chapter in a bit which is out of character because he craves attention

Alejandro: i did nothing to deserve this

Alejandro: well actually i did but still

Alejandro: also wtf? chapter?

Noah: you sound like izzy when she pretends we're in a tv shows