Well shit

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You already know.  Everyone else has said it.  It's 2021, the start of a new decade.  Or maybe the new decade started with 2020.  I don't fucking care, either way.

I remember exactly what I was doing a year ago.  It was 11:59, Dec. 31st, 2019.  I was lying naked in my bed, watching the ball drop from my phone on a YouTube livestream.  I had to board a flight in a few hours, so I set my ringtone to some piano tune (I always use vibrate only for my alarms, so this was an extra measure to not miss it).  I awoke around somewhere from 5:30 a.m to 6:00 later.  That was 1 year ago.  Damn

Shit, I'm old.  Like, I've only seen 14 years, but that's already enough for one lifetime.

That was an oxymoron.  Damn

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