Guess who's back, prats? (Me, Barry)

All of my teachers: a review

Pre-school: I don't fucking remember.  The only thing I remember from that class is asking kids to play with me and being told to go away.  6/10.

Kindergarten: Nice old lady with a asswipe of an assistant.  I don't even remember the assistant's name, but I do remember one time she knelt down to admonish me for god knows what and I pushed her over. As for the teacher herself, she was already getting up there in years when I was in her class, and that was 2012.  7/10.

First grade: Fun but also kinda condescending.  She had a weird obsession with owls. 7/10.

Second grade: Not a total jackass, but it kinda felt like she had been doing this job for over a decade and she was just sick of kids altogether.  5/10.

Third grade: Totalitarian bitchface who yelled at kids who dared to make her cards and also once threatened to come in on me while I was using the restroom.  0/10.

Fourth grade: Dense soccer mom vibes for sure. She also told me I was an attention seeker because I spell words like 'favourite' and 'colour' with a U.  3/10.

Fifth grade:  Cool dude who let me work by myself because I was a lonely bastard.  I was also a total teacher's pet that year, and I used my InTeLlIgEnCe to make up for how socially retarded I was.  9/10.

(Sixth grade):

Gym: Kinda boring.  He once accidentally cut off part of his thumb.  5/10.

Science: He had actually fun lessons and we did all sorts of cool experiments.  For some reason I got the feeling he didn't like me much, and he once recommended I drop outta honours because I almost fell asleep during the first class (my first day of middle school ever).  8/10.

History: Nice enough, but she had some r/fellowkids vibes.  We once had a project where we had to make history memes.  Also the class was dreadfully long, despite being the same length as all of my other classes.  6/10.

English: My favourite teacher ever.  She let me do team projects alone, I was exempt from having to present to the class, and was just generally kind and understanding as a teacher (a very hard thing to come by in middle school).  10/10.

Orchestra: Old, but still cool.  The class was supposed to go on a field trip to see a symphony in D.C a year ago, but that was cancelled for obvious reasons. 7/10.

Keyboarding: Uncomfortably strict dude, and you would always feel like he was watching you, waiting for you to make the most minor fuck-up so he could admonish you. 2/10. 

Art: Fun and let us do art outside when it wasn't too windy.  She really liked all the calligraphy stuff I did. I didn't get to have a full semester in art because my first semester was fucking keyboarding, and the second semester was cut short by the shutdown.  7/10.

Resource: One of my favourite teachers, she's still my resource teacher to this day, and doesn't expect much of me because she's used to me being a lazy twat.  She also arranged a lunch club for my friends and I on A days, which was awesome.  10/10.

Algebra 6: Class was mind-numbingly boring and he moved my seat away from the one kid in that class I was comfortable talking to.  4/10

(Seventh grade):

Art: Chill but I feel like she's disappointed in me because I have submitted literally nothing since the start of the year.  6/10

Tech ed.: Seemed like a pretty chill dude, and I probably would've like his class better if it had been IRL.  Wasn't a complete hardass about assignments, an uncommon thing for a teacher in the STEM field.  5/10.

FACS: Just kinda annoying.  Always guilting kids for not having their cameras on.  Seventh grade FACS also sucks fuck because you have o learn about PrOfEsSiOnAL eTiQuEtTe and don't get to do cooking, sewing, or any of the cool stuff you do in eight grade FACS.  3/10.

Gym: Boring.  Very similar to my last gym teacher, but instead he has a beard.  Also he says shit like 'cool beans,' which makes me want to die.  4/10.

English: Kinda a jackass.  According to older kids he has major pedo vibes, which is the one upside to me having to do remote schooling this year.  3/10.

History:  Condescending asshole.  Nothing else to say about him.  1/10.

Coding: Just boring and mean.  I quit her class for a reason.  2/10.

Life science: She's cool but biology sucks.  7/10.

Algebra 7: She's fine.  Does activities that are kinda childish, but at least that beats boring shit.  Asks questions like "What would you wish for if you had 1 wish?" or "Cats or dogs?" at the start, which is kinda interesting because I can see how many people in my class have wrong opinions.  6/10.

Resource 2: He just puts us in a breakout room and lets us do our own thing.  Also the assistant Algebra 7 teacher.  6/10.