2 fortunes, 1 cookie

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Today, I was eating a week old Panda Express fortune cookie.  I tried to pull the fortune out of it first, because I'm impatient AF.   At first, I thought that I had accidentally torn it, but it turns out that there were not one, but two fortunes.  I tried to to show my mum, but she was talking to my brother and not at all interested in my finding. : ° {

One read "Your thoughts are highly regarded," while the other read, "Your talents will earn you the highest status and prestige."

I'm gonna go research the statistics on this.  I've never been one to believe in fate and whatnot, but I dunno, this feels like a beckoning call of sorts. 

I could just be high.

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