𝗻𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 | hxh textfic

20. 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀

just a reminder that Illumi's always watching..

NOOFLES
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10:09 AM

Santa Claus
Christmas was fun ❤!!

Pakunoda's Bitch
no.
no it wasn't.

Santa Claus
OKAY IT WASN'T THAT BAD..

⚰🪦
KURAPIKA ALMOST KILLED SOMEONE

Santa Claus
GUYS COME ON IT WAS FUNNY 🙄

Pakunoda's Bitch
OH YOU GUYS ARE MAD ABOUT THAT? that was funny as hell 🤣

I'm just sad Illumi didn't go </3

Hisoka's husband
what the fuck happened

Pakunoda's Bitch changed Hisoka's husband's name to Y/n's husband

Pakunoda's Bitch changed their name to I'M Y/N

I'M Y/N
so basically 😆-

Santa Claus
BITCH

I'M Y/N
pls stop interrupting me over text that is very disrespectful Hisoka..

Santa Claus changed Y/n-

I'M Y/N
STOP IT

Santa Claus
HOW TF-

Y/n's husband
CAN YOU GIYS SHUT UP AND JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED DAMN

Eye Collector
guys*

I'M Y/N
OMG

Gon's bf
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN 😧

Santa Claus
Illumi that's your second time misspelling something are you okay 🥺?

Y/n's husband
NO

Killua's bf
GOOD

I'M Y/N
GON PLS-

⚰🪦
NOWBQBSW

anyways Hisoka invited Chrollo over to Kurapika's house and things got violent 😕

Santa Claus
DID ANYONE RECORD THAT SHIT I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING

Chrollo joined the chat

Chrollo
I WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO SURVIVE 🙏!!

I'M Y/N
GODDAMNIT I WISH I RECORDED IT

Eye Collector
YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT OUT ALIVE NEXT TIME CHROLLO ISTG

Chrollo
so there's gonna be a next time hm 😏?