NOOFLES
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8:09 AM
Gon's bf
can we talk about how similar Santa Claus is to Hisoka
Pakunoda's Bitch
HUH
Gon's bf
HE LITERALLY STALKS CHILDREN AND KNOWS WHEN THEY'RE AWAKE OR NOT
AND THEN HE SNEAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE?? 🤨
Pakunoda's Bitch
WAITTT
Gon's bf changed Hisoka's name to Santa Claus
Gon's bf changed Illumi ZolWeeWee's name to Mrs. Claus
Santa Claus
OMG YAY I GET TO STALK GON 😍
Killua's bf
WAIT WHAT??
dead clan
okay Hisoka let's not go TOO far
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YOU GUYS JUST STOPPED PUTTING EFFORT INTO THESE NAMES
Santa Claus
PLSOWNE we kind of gave up by the time we got to your name 😕
dead clan
the clan jokes are getting old
Pakunoda's Bitch
OKAY THEN WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA MAKE FUN OF?? YOUR EYE COLLECTING HOBBY??
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Y/N STOP
Santa Claus changed dead clan's name to Eye Collector
Santa Claus
that's kinda weird kurapika 🤢
Eye Collector
AND YOU BEING ATTRACTED TO GON IS EVEN WEIRDER SO STFU
Pakunoda's Bitch
OMG-
Eye Collector
DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR BURNT HOUSE Y/N. AND ARENT YOU LIKE ATTRACTED TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOU MEET?
Pakunoda's Bitch
PLS HAVE MERCY KURAPIKA!!
Santa Claus
WHY ARE YOU SNAPPING AT US 🥺
Eye Collector
I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS LAUGH AT MY TRAUMA
Pakunoda's Bitch
cause it's funny but not when we're being attacked 🥺
Eye Collector
DEAL WITH IT.
Killua's bf
KURAPIKA DONT BE SO MEAN-
SANTA WILL GIVE YOU COAL
Santa Claus
wait you actually believe in Santa
Gon's bf
..you don't?
Santa Claus
NO FUCK SANTA HE NEVER GIVES ME SHIT 🤜🎅
Pakunoda's Bitch
#CANCELSANTACLAUS2020
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