𝗻𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 | hxh textfic

10. 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴!

so they both end up dying! the end 😍!

jk lol 😢.

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"I'll be at y/n's in like 5." Y/n read, she whispered a quick "fuck" to herself before jumping off her bed and practically flying into her closet, where she tried looking for her camera.

You see the last time she used this camera was like 2 years ago meaning it was probably drowning under a ton of things in what she likes to call her "begone box",
She throws random shit in there instead of having a nice organized closet.

After what felt like hOuRs of searching, Y/n finally found her beautiful probably on the verge of falling apart camera. but before she could have a cute little cliche moment where she watches the videos in the camera and cries for no reason, a loud honk was heard from outside.

"Bitch-" she mumbled, tearing a random hoodie off it's hanger and throwing it on.
She slipped on her favorite pair of shoes and ran out the house, where Leorio's car was parked.

The back door's window was wide open like her mom's le- and she decided on doing the only logical thing to do, jump in through the window.
"YOU HAG-" Killua screeched, pushing her off of him. Y/n smacked the white haired boy's hands. "CALL ME THAT AGAIN LITTLE BIT-"

"SHUT UP!" Kurapika yelled, interrupting the two's bickering. They both froze and slowly sat up. "Yo where's Go-"
"HI Y/N!!" Gon cheerfully yelled from behind the girl, she screamed louder than Hisoka's moans. "GON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE TRUNK?!"

"He wanted to prank you. Now my ears are bleeding." Killua grumbled, rubbing the side of his head. Gon launched himself back into his seat beside Killua.
"Put your seatbelts on." Kurapika commanded.
"Psh, yolo." The three spoke in sync behind him. He turned around again, giving them that stern mom look, and in an instant they all put their seatbelts on as told to.

A few minutes had passed, and everything was fine until Leorio and Kurapika started arguing about where the fuck McDonald's even was.
"How do you NOT know where it is??"
"Why am I SUPPOSED to know where it is??"
"CAUSE IT'S FUCKING MCDONALD'S??"
Perhaps Kurapika had spent too much time with Y/n, or maybe he's just really ooc for the purpose of comedic effect. you'll never know.

"Keep your eyes on the road!" Kurapika yelled, further infuriating Leorio. "I WILL NOT-"
"PLEASE DO IM NOT TRYNA DIE TODAY!" Y/n butted in from behind the two.

All hell break lose in the car, Leorio was probably about to crash and kill everyone. Kurapika was spitting profanities at the speed of light. Y/n was at the verge of just jumping out the car.

Gon and Killua sat in silence, surprisingly they weren't the cause of the chaos this time. But then they passed by McDonald's, causing Killua to start screaming as well.

"WAIT WE LITERALLY JUST PASSED IT LEORIO FUCKING PAUSE THE CAR-"
"HOW DO YOU PAUSE A CAR?"
"YOU KNOW LIKE STOP THE CAR I DONT KNOW WHATS THE WORD FOR IT??"

"OH MY GOD A PUPPY!!" Y/n screeched, the car suddenly came to a stop, causing everyone to sling forward, luckily they were stopped by their seatbelts though.
Always put your seatbelts on guys 😍. Anyways-

"Did I- Did I run it over-" Leorio mumbled in fear, Y/n looked up at him. "Run over what?-"
"THE PUPPY-"
"Oh no I was talking about this puppy I found on Instagram!!"

Before Y/n could shove her phone into Leorio's face to show him the puppy, everyone's phones started buzzing.

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