𝗻𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 | hxh textfic

1. 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲

NOOFLES
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4:20 PM

Kurapika
no
what is this

Y/N
A GROUPCHAT SO WE CAN ALL ANNOY EACH OTHER
ok why do none of you have profile pictures wtf
weirdos

Gon
:(

Y/N
EXCEPT YOU GON EXCEPT YOU

Killua
WHY THE FUCK IS ILLUMI HERE

Kurapika
NO CUSSING-

Y/N
I added Illumi but he probably doesn't even know how to use a phone so everything is ok 😀👍🏻

Illumi
?

Y/N
oh

Hisoka
hello everyone ~

Kurapika
Y/N WHY IS THE PEDO CLOWN HERE
BAN HIM NOW
PROTECT GON
GON PROTECTION SQUAD ASSEMBLE

Killua
I'M HERE

Leorio
I AM HERE

Y/N
OH SHIT I'M HERE TOO

Illumi
how do I leave this

Y/N
no

Illumi
what

Killua
she said no

Illumi
that doesn't make any sense?

Y/N
yes

Leorio
agreed

Illumi
what the fuck?

Y/N
BYE

Illumi
that's what I'm trying to do, leave.

Y/N
too bad you're staying here
and if you do somehow find out how to leave this groupchat I'll just add you back 😡

Killua
please no

Hisoka
fiesty ;)

Y/N
no

choke ;)

die ;)

Kurapika
HE'S GONNA KIDNAP YOU STOP

Y/N
lowkey kinda sounds fun..

field trip 😘!!

Killua
Y/N N O

Y/N
Y/N yws??

Illumi
it's spelled yes.