𝗻𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 | hxh textfic

21. 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻

NOOFLES
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10:45 PM

Gon's bf
GUYS GON IS MAD AT ME 😟

I'M Y/N
WTF DID YOU DO KILLUA 🔪

Gon's bf
NOTHING I SWEAR I DIDNT DO NUN

Killua's bf
YOU KILLED MY CHICKEN 🤬

Eye Collector
WHEN DID GON GET A CHICKEN??

Gon's bf
NEVER IT WAS A MINECRAFT CHICKEN..

Killua's bf changed Gon's bf name to CHICKEN MURDERER

I'M Y/N
NO NOT THE MINECRAFT CHICKEN

CHICKEN MURDERER
GON NO

Killua's bf
DON'T TALK TO ME

I'M Y/N
you're heartless KILLUA HEARTLESS

CHICKEN MURDERER
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE CHICKENS ARE WEAK AS FUCK I HIT IT ONCE AS A JOKE AND IT JUST DIED 🤜🐔🪦

⚰🪦
CAN WE PLEASE LOWER OUR VOLUME

I'M Y/N
yeah it's loud asf in here 😐

Killua's bf
HE WAS NOT WEAK YOU LITERALLY HIT HIM WITH AN IRON SWORD 🗡🐔🪦

I'M Y/N
ty for the emojis Gon

Santa Claus
I turn my phone off for 3 minutes and now a chicken is dead 😂?

Killua's bf
IT'S NOT FUNNY 😢

CHICKEN MURDERER
YEAH GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY 😆

I'M Y/N
KILLUA 🤬

CHICKEN MURDERER
UGH FINE ILL GET YOU ANOTHER MF CHICKEN GON

Killua's bf
HE WAS IRREPLACEABLE

CHICKEN MURDERER
FFS

Y/n's husband
what the fuck

CHICKEN MURDERER
he's stepping on my crops now 👨‍🌾😐

I'M Y/N
IT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE 🦶🥕🥔

Eye Collector
STOP USING EMOJIS I CANT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY-

Killua's bf