NOOFLES
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8:34 PM
Illumi ZolWeeWee
WHO. the fuck gave you my credit card.
Hisoka
it just appeared out of nowhere..?? 🤷♀️
Killua ZolWeeWee
Y/N REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME I DID THE BARE MINIMUM AND COMPLIMENTED YOUR SHOES?
WE'RE BESTIES RIGHT?
CAN I COME WITH YOU
PLS
Y/n 2001-she's not dead but soo-
WHAT? 👩🦯🦻
Illumi ZolWeeWee
Killua..
GOOooOoOoOon
I WANNA SPEND ILLUMI'S MONEY
Y/n 2001- she's not dead yet but soo-
Gon ily but like.. Hisoka's gonna be there 😧
Hisoka
NONONONO LET HIM COME..
GON YOU CAN COME WITH US <3
AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU
UHM.
Gon you're not going
GOOooOoOoOon
BUT THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITYY
Killua ZolWeeWee
EGSACTLY
Illumi ZolWeeWee
egsactly..?
Killua istg..
EXACTLY*
Y/n 2001- she's not dead yet but soo-
??? you're telling me it isn't spelt egsactly..
Illumi ZolWeeWee
.. youre telling me you've been spelling it as egsactly your entire life?
Y/n 2001- she's not dead yet but soo-
...no
Killua ZolWeeWee
...
GOOooOoOoOon
huh
Hisoka
...
anyways
mansion shopping?
Y/n 2001- she's not dead yet but soo-
YUH
okay let's all go guys 😍 shopping day!!
GOOooOoOoOon
YAYAYAYAY
Chrollo somehow joined the chat
Chrollo
I HEARD WE'RE GOING SHOPPING WITH ILLOMI'S CREDIT CARD??
AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU
WE'RE??
Hisoka
YUP, WANNA COME??
Chrollo
IS KURAPICO GOING TO BE THERE?
AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU
my name is spelt Kurapika, and if you go it's on sight bitch 😄.
Chrollo added Shalnark and 7 others
Chrollo
GUYS LETS ALL GO SHOPPING
Feitan
why shop when can steal instead?
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