Angel, dragging a dead body, bloody knife in hand : I do not kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do
Bee : ANGELLLLLLLLL
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Angel : you gotta love knitting needles! I can make a hat, I can make a scarf, I can make gloves, I can stab somebodies eyes out, I can make mittens-
Bee : wait repeat that last one
Angel : I can make mittens
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me : *fires a gun*
Sunny : THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
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me : if I do get murdered, can you make sure my murder goes unsolved?
Angel : why?
me : two reasons: I want to be a true crime case and I want to be on Buzzfeed unsolved
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Snek : why are you drinking coffee at two in the morning?
Lauren : time is an illusion and once we learn that we can live happily ever after
Lauren : also I have a twelve page essay due today and I haven't started it yet
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Snek, laughing at Angel : what are you gonna do? bite my ankles?
-later-
Bee : why is Snek crying?
me : Angel bit they're ankles
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-groupchat (if we had one)-
Bee : h*ck
me : did you just censor heck?
Sunny : ^and why?
Bee : because it's a fucking bad word!
Lauren : there are children present-
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views on cannabalism?
Sunny says :
Angel says : yum
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Lauren, filming me and Angel : two girls, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're both gay and can't take a fucking hint
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words of advice from a few members of this crackheaded ass group of friends
Bee : you're not a burden
Lauren : it's okay to ask for help
Angel : murder is okay
me : you're feelings matter
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-when me and Angel have kids-
kid, running and filming a TikTok (if they still have it around by then) : POV: you made your mom mad
Angel, running after them with a shoe : POV: I'M FINNA BEAT YOUR ASS
me : babe please-
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Bee : babe?
her future wife : yes?
Bee : I love you *runs off*
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me : let me see what you have
future kid : a knife!
me : no! *runs after them*
Angel : that's my girl/boy/non-binary
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someone : *is rude towards someone she cares about*
Angel : oh boy, here I go killing again
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this entire video is Angel as a mother :
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Sunny : I wasn't hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding is internal. that's where the blood is supposed to be!
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Angel, still dragging previously mentioned dead body : I get offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being a pansexual polyamorous demigirl because I feel like they're over looking all the perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell
(not saying you're going to hell, it's just a joke about you doing all the stabby stab 😘)
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Sunny : when I tell people I had a dream about you why do they always assume it was a sexual dream?! no mother fucker! I went to McDonald's and you were the cashier asking me if I wanted to supersize my meal
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me, Bee and Sunny : homo who wants to be no mo' gang where you at?
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Lauren : I'M JOHN CENA
Lauren : *plays the recorder*
