Bee : are you in love with Ash?
me : what? no!
Bee : then why do you write A+C everywhere?
me : it stand for....ass and carts
Bee :
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me : I hate being touched. last time I was touched was when I was eighteen and it was hand-to-hand combat with my dad
Angel : Ash is literally cuddling you right now-
me, deadpan : this means nothing
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me : you know what's sexy? eating food off of each other
Ash :
me :
Ash : you didn't do the dishes?
me : I did not
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Ash : I suppose I'm not that cute-
me : let me stop you right there
me, pulling out a 478683 page essay : now let me explain why your theory is extremely incorrect
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me : *in the living room watching TikTok P.O.Vs*
Ash : *wakes up in the middle of the night w/o me next to them*
Ash : *goes downstairs*
Ash : C H A R L O T T E
me : fuck-
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Ash : *gets slightly hurt*
me, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat : something's wrong
