Angel, about to kill someone : come out and face me like a man!
Victim : actually my pronouns are they/them
Angel : oh shit sorry my bad bro
Angel : come out and face me like a person!
Victim : thank you. and- *runs away screaming*
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Sunny, drawing Kermit : everyone knows that frogs don't have anatomy!
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Bee : I'm at a loss for words
me, narrating : despite being at a loss for words, Bee proceeded to yell at me for the next 38 minutes
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Snek, waking up at four am because they heard a noise : who's there?
Lauren, coming tell them that they accidentally lit the kitchen on fire : Snek-
Snek : I'M SNEK YOU LIAR
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honestly all of us : I hate it when I breath
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me and Angel : *making out in the kitchen*
Bee, who literally came all the way across the Atlantic to see us : can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
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Bee : WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY, WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS HERE
Angel and Sunny : *doing a satanic ritual*
me : KUMBAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Bee : my friends must be the smartest-
the rest of us : *cue us doing dumb shit*
Bee :
Bee : I want those ones
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Lauren : you know that feeling when you're scrolling through you're friends instagram and you accidentally comment the entire declaration of independence?
Bee, seeing Laur's comment : *confused British noises*
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me : oh, hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of ✨ garbage ✨
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Snek, after forcing mental health and well-being onto us, but not doing the same for theirself : no, I'm not gonna take my own advice, the fuck?
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us at Ikea :
Angel : praise the god's of Sweden for free Ikea wifi
Lauren : literally buying fifteen packs of Swedish meatballs
Bee : actually shopping
me : in Småland
Sunny : lost
Snek : napping in one of the beds
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Sunny : this is the dumbest idea we've ever come up with!
Angel : so we're doing it?
Sunny : yes absolutely
me : 👁👄👁
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her future wife : (over the phone) I love you
Bee : aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
her future wife :
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Lauren : you okay there?
me, sprawled across the floor : Angel just smiled at me. I need a moment.
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Sunny : okay , so , since we're friends now , one of us needs to be the responsible one
Sunny and Lauren at the same time : not it
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me : *crashes through the ceiling*
Snek : hey *error*
me : hey Snek
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me : I don't "spew cuss words"
me : I enunciate them like a fucking lady (even though I might not even be that-)
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Angel : alright listen up you pieces of shit
me :
Snek :
Sunny :
Lauren :
Bee :
Angel : not you *error*, you're an angel and we're please to have you here
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Lauren : ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?!
Sunny : *banging pots*
Lauren : ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY
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me : hey, I'm lesbian
Bee : I thought you were American
(this would be funnier if we weren't both lesbians)
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Bee : you're gay
me : I'm gay
Sunny : we're all gay here
