"I never thought I would say this, but, I won the election fair and square, I did it all myself. And you have the nasty, lying, fake news media outlets reporting that Joe Biden won? They're lying, they're counting fake votes from , quite frankly , fake states. You have states like Nebraska. Nobody's heard of Nebraska. I don't know anybody from Nebraska. It's a fake state and we live in a simulation, it's so obvious. Our reality is fake, run by democrats. We've all been asleep for thirty years and we are strapped to little machines and we are in a computer run by people like Clinton, the democrats, Joe Biden. It's very sad."
-Cheeto man, probably
