(yes I'm putting my name in here cause I really like it)
{CHAR}
Ohh I do, I do, I do, I dooo!
Hey!
Ohh I do, I do, I do, I dooo!
Love, you got me helpless!
Look into your eyes and the skies the limit
I'm helpless!
Down for the count and I'm drowning in 'em
I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight
We were a pride parade with some fellow gays on a hot night
Laughing at my best friend as she's dazzling the street
And you walked in and my heart went
BOOM
Tryna catch your eye from the side of the sidewalk
Everybody's dancing and the band's top volume
Grind to the rhythm as we pride and dine
Grab my bestie and whisper "Yo, this one's mine"
Ooohhh
My bestie made her way across the street to you
And I got nervous thinking "stupid hoe, what the fuck you gonna do?"
She grabbed you by the arm, I'm thinking "bitch, I'm through!"
Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm helpless!
Oh look at those eyes!
Oh!
Yeah, I'm helpless,
I know
I'm down for the count and I'm drowning in 'em
I'm so into you
I am so into you
I know
I'm down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
{ASH}
Where are you taking me?
{ANGEL}
I'm about to change your life
{ASH}
Then by all means, lead the way
{CHAR}
Charlotte (redacted).
It's a pleasure to meet you.
{ASH}
(redacted)?
{ANGEL}
My best friend
{CHAR}
Thank you for all your service
{ASH}
If it takes several pride riots for us to meet,
It will have been worth it
{ANGEL}
I'll leave you to it
*lenny face here*
{CHAR}
One week later, I'm writing a letter nightly
Now my life get's better every letter that you write me
Laughing at my bestie cause she wants to form a harem
{ANGEL AND THEIR POLY, SINGLE, OBVIOUSLY HORNY ASS}
I'm just saying, if you really loved me, you would share them
{CHAR}
Ha!
Two weeks later in the living room
Stressin'
My brother's stoned faced while you're asking for his blessin'
I'm dying inside as you wine and dine
And I'm tryin' not to cry cause there's nothing that your mind can't do
My brother made his way across the room to you
I panic for a second thinking "bitch, we're through"
But then he shakes your hand and says "be true"
And you turn back to me , smiling , and I'm helpless
(look into your eyes and the skies the limit)
Helpless...
Wooo!
That agender beauty is mine!
That agender beauty is mine!
Down for the count and I'm drownin' in 'em
(can somebody please save me-)
{ASH}
Char
I don't have a dollar to my name
An acre of land
A bunch of rowdy gays to command
A dollop of fame
All I have's my honor
A tolerance for pain
A couple of college credits
And my top notch brain
Insane
You're brother and best friend bring out a different side of me
Josh confides in me
Angel tried to take a bite of me
No stress!
My love for you is never in doubt
We'll get a little place somewhere that isn't Nebraska or Virginia
And we'll figure it out
I've been living without a family since I left the closet
My family disowned me
That's about it
I grew up buckwild
But I'll sadly never forget my mother's bitchy face
And long as I'm alive, Char, swear to god you'll never feel so...
{CHAR}
Helpless!
I do, I do, I do!
{ASH}
Char...
I've never felt so...
{CHAR}
Helpless!
{ASH}
My life is gonna be fine because Char is in it
{CHAR}
I look into your eyes and the skies the limit
I'm...
(down for the count and I'm drowning in 'em)
{THE GIRLS AND THE GAYS}
In New York, you can be a new bitch
In New York, you can be a new bitch
In New York, you can be a new bitch
{CHAR}
Helpless~
*smooch*
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
