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“ T-THEM ? MY PARENTS ?! OH MY ARCHON TEUCER HOW DID YOU-“
“ Qiqi doesn’t remember any of this...”
“ EH ?! T-Teucer who told you that ! “ Yujing’s face flushed red while Zhongli was so shocked he nearly dropped qiqi the little zombie clinging onto his shoulders for dear life
“ w-who told you that Teucer “ Zhongli said with wide eyes gaping at the young boy
“ No one did ! Hehe I am getting smarter right brother ajax ? “ Teucer grinned to his brother , currently laughing his butt off along with keqing
“ HAHAHA THEM ? PARENTS ? OF THESE TWO ? HAHAHA TEUCER WHO TOLD YOU-“
“ CHILDE ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN’T TELL HIM THAT “
“ I DIDN’T”
“ Of course you didn’t need to ! Kids look like their parents right ? Hutao shares the same hair colour as Mr Zhongli and Ms Yujing ! “ Teucer cheered as he praised himself for his efforts in identifying the parents of his new friend
“ ...Do we look that old ?” Zhongli questioned glancing to his lover then to the cackling bunch of childeren ( childe , keqing , teucer ,Hutao )
"No..."
“ Yeah old enough to be buried “ Hutao finger gunned the two adults who returned her with a glare “ Oh now your asking for death hutao-“ Yujing retorted taking out her fan and threatening to smack the girl with it
“ Aww I was wrong ? But you guys really looked like their parents ! Hmph...maybe next time you’ll be real pare-“
“ Okok that’s enough bullying for today Teucer , why not you go toy shopping with Ms keqing ? We would see you later at dinner “ Childe smiled as teucer ran off to follow the cat eared girl , returing his gaze to an embarrassed Zhongli and a slightly upset Yujing
“ i swear i didn’t tell him anything about you guys being married and having kids- “ He defended while Hutao and Qiqi parted their ways “ Yeah sure you didn’t tart “ she scoffed not believing her best friend ( who always pulled pranks on her )
“ I-I have work to do back at the Funeral Parlour...I’ll see you guys at dinner “ Zhongli coughed awkwardly into his hand before walking back into the building to finish his work
“ Look you traumatised him “ Yujing scolded smacking Childe on the shoulder “ Hey that was the plan aright ? We literally have a party to organise in the next 3 hours ! “ The orange haired boy winced at her harsh actions
“ What did you get him anyway ? “ He showed her the fancy box is his hands and a mora pouch “ I wanted to give him a mora pouch but he probably wouldn’t use it so I got him expensive wine instead ! “ Tartagila shoved the box in her face excitedly
" I got him a tea set since he likes so drink tea so much " Yujing shrugged in response " you should have just put a bow on yourself and be his present " He suggested actually serious
" I could put you in a box "
"You would literally throw the box into the ocean "
" Just saying~"
-Time skip to evening-
" HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR ZHONGLI HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! "
" Happy Birthday you old man "
“ Happy Birthday Love ! “
“ Happy Birthday Sensei ! “
“ Happy birthday Mr Zhongli ! “
“ HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BLOCKHEAD “
“ Thank you everyone” He thanked while he actually forgot about his birthday
Everyone who knew the archon showed up
Even the tone deaf bard and the mondstadt brothers decided to grace us with their presence
Traveller and paimon gifted him cor lapis ,Hutao with basalt pillars ,Qiqi and Topaz gemstones, Ningguang with bags LOADED with mora , Keqing a fancy mora pouch , Diluc and Kaeya expensive wine , Teucer a cute dragon headband and Venti
well a radish
“ Venti when you said you were giving Mr Zhongli a radish paimon thought you were joking “ The floating emergency food frowned at the tipsy looking bard already helping himself to the wine Diluc brought along
“ You really have no shame huh “ The red head sighed as the bard chugged down his fifth glass of wine
“ Isn’t this the-“
“ Tea set you kept staring at when Childe dragged us out for the moon cake festival ? “ Yujing reminded smiling sweetly at the archon
“ You forgot to bring mora so she bought it for you instead “ Childe took the golden box out of Zhongli’s hands , placed it in the traveller’s hands before engulfing him in a hug
“ Hey ! You can’t use traveller as a shelf to carry your things while you hug Mr Zhongli ! “ Paimon scolded as the hydro user hugged the said male happily refusing to let go
“ Me Too ! “ Yujing cheered as she joined in the hug , burying her face in his back inhaling the smell of fresh glaze lilies
Both bestfriends had Zhongli in a hug sandwich
“ You can’t have him all the time you know “
“ Of course I can “
“ No Mr Zhongli should spend time with me too ! I literally introduced him to you “ Childe rested his head on Zhongli’s shoulder as he argued with the shorter girl who only reached slightly below his neck
“ Do they know we’re still here “ Diluc frowned at the two best friends fighting over Zhongli
“ Your just jealous they aren’t fighting over you~” Kaeya winked nudging his bitter sounding brother as they watched Zhongli's face redden as his lover and best friend argued over him infront of everyone
While still trapping him in a hug sandwich
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𝕽𝖊𝖉 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 || Genshin Impact
FanficLiyue has their own mysterious vigilante , however the legend of the "red phantom" has been around for centuries Surely it cant be the girl who follows Zhongli and Childe around Liyue ? Editor : @lon3LycHi1d Zhongli x fem!reader Rank 1 in #genshini...
