𝕽𝖊𝖉 𝕻𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖒 || Genshin Impact

CHAPTER 43

HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL READERS HERES YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF ZHONGLI CONTENT 💞

[Edit] Lmao anyway i have a genshin journalling acc @keqingjournals hehe

I’m literally listening to the coffin dance meme music while writing this

“ did you have a family when you were gone ? “ Zhongli deadpanned as he sat on the bed looking at you sadly

Sir are you alright

Your gave the geo pyjama print man questioning look , silently wishing you were drinking a glass of water so you could spit it out

(The bro-wtf-are-you-ok-do-you-need-help kinda look )

“ no ? Besides i wouldn’t do that unless its with-“ you rambled on laughing awkwardly , smiling like a total idiot in the matching electro print pjs childe insisted you buy to match him and zhongli

Spoiler : You ended up paying for both of them

“ You just seemed so comfortable dealing with those troublesome brats I couldn’t help but think you had children before...“ He sighed in relief as he pulled you down to cuddle with him, resting his head on your shoulder

Ugh he’s so cute i might just die here

“NO No nO It’s just that Childe can be such a pain sometimes and when he drags me to mondstadt to accompany him I have to prevent Diluc from being murdered by diona ! Heh I still remembered how she threw a sweet madame kaeya gave her at Diluc and it landed in his hair...” you chuckled nervously as you felt his breath on your neck

-Flashback time-

“ HAVE A TASTE OF THIS YOU BIG BAG OF AIR  PYRO REGISVINE HAIR LOOKING GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF- “

“ Diona I think we got your point just get to it “

Kaeya passed the angry girl a whole sweet madame smiling mischievously as she held the chicken with her bare hands

Childe left Diluc to “ babysit “ me so he could be sure I wouldn’t try to kill Donna who spilled my wolfhook smoothie in an attempt to flirt with Diluc

He also didn’t want the knights to babysit me since he thought they would try to find out the fatui’s plans through me

So here I am watching Kaeya and Diona ambush Diluc at his own tavern

This girl wants Diluc dead no joke

“ don’t you even think about it Diona “ Diluc warned the pink haired girl as she prepared to launch a whole chicken at him , backing up to the wall of the tavern slowly

“ Kaeya I swear don’t you dare that’s a waste of good food-“ You defended the poor winery owner who might just take a sweet madame to the face

“ EAT THIS YOU USELESS ARSONIST  “ Diona launched ( YEETED ) the chicken at Diluc’s face at an ungodly speed

“ CHICKEN ! “ You tried to warn the frozen in terror red head equally terrified as you shunned away from the hurtling chicken towards your confused friend  “ WHAT-OOF”

The chicken missed his face but hit him square in the forehead , its sauce splattering all over his hair

“ I meant duck but it was a chicken “ you looked back apologetically at the man , now half covered in lettuce , chicken and sweet flower sauce

“ Di cluck “ The words left your mouth unintentionally and the male groaned in despair

“ You need to stop hanging around venti your sense of humour is killing me “ Diluc kicked the now inedible chicken away from him

“ You better sleep with one eye open Mr Diluc for I will murder you IN COLD BLOOD-“

“ That’s enough diona now I have to return you to the cat’s tail before I get murdered by your boss “ Kaeya chuckled ushering the angry girl out the tavern before closing the door to look at his brother amusingly

“ so Di cluck “  Kaeya smirked at Diluc hanging his arm around you lazily as he looked at his infuriated brother try to get the chicken sauce out of his hair

“ Hey Yujing im back-oh my what have you done to Mr Diluc AHAHA-“ Childe who swung open the door dramatically burst out laughing as he pointed at the chicken dish covered Diluc

“ Shut up before i burn all of you alive “

“ You are a bunch of children “ you face palmed at the pure chaos the tavern was in

Childe was clowning Diluc 

Kaeya was holding you for support as he laughed so hard at his brother if it weren’t for him holding you he probably would be rolling on the floor

Diluc just stood there accepting his fate of being Childe and Kaeya’s laughing stock of the week

You just stood there contemplating how it all came to this

How ironic for the goddess of chaos

“ Thankfully this bunch of children have you~” Childe joked swatting kaeya away from you , now he used you as an arm rest while he continued teasing Diluc

“ Hey has any of you seen klee-I don’t even wanna know what happened here “ Albedo opened the tavern door only to be greeted by the chaotic bunch , frowning before shutting the door and leaving

-end of flashback-

“ so you met the chief alchemist too at mondstadt ? “ Zhongli asked half awake “yeah” you smiled patting his fluffy hair which wasnt in its usual neat ponytail

“ hmph seems like you met alot of males in my absence...even that moody winery owner from Mondstadt seems to like spending time with you “ He mumbled hugging your waist tighter burying his face into your neck

Jealous much

“ Aww don’t be jealous bub I love you and only you~” Turning around you wrapped your arms around the jealous male , your turn to hide your face into the crook of his neck both drifting into sleep together

-Northland bank-

Childe POV

“ Master Childe you have a letter from La Signora “ A fatui agent handed me a letter before returning to his patrolling duties

“ Ugh what does she want this time , sending me a letter to clown me again ? She called me clownagila once and I couldn’t look her in the eye for months “ Sighing at the memory i opened the letter quickly reading its contents

Teucer is a light sleeper i should get back soon

“ The tsaritsa senses another gnosis in Liyue , the others are busy with their own mission get to it or I will come to Liyue and settle it myself clownagila “