Jokes

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Leo's POV

Tony's lab is acceptable. The stuff at Camp Half-Blood is better, but this is pretty cool for mortal workshop. The man called Tony stepped in front of me, the smiley head on his face right before I walked in was gone and he looked kind of sad.

"I thought you'd be more impressed."

"Well I have better stuff at home."

"Better?"

"Yeah better, I use the stuff I had at home to literally create a dragon." Tony just stared at me, dumbfounded. "Anyway what metals and materials do you have to work with?" I asked excitedly. Tony spent the next half hour showing me around his workshop, and then I set to work.

----time skip because I know nothing about magical technology----

I had just finished building the shield keep the monsters away. I've looked up to see Tony staring at me. I wave my hand in front of his face.

"Didn't your parents ever tell you it's not nice to stare!" I jokingly tell him. I was expecting to get a laugh, since this man seemed to have a sense of humor, but instead I got a small chuckle and a very sad look. Oh no, something must happen to Tony's family.

"Hey sorry I didn't mean to bring anything up," I tell him trying to lift the mood in the room, mainly because I hopey to have a new friend to work on projects with, "I know how it is, I've had a complicated past too."

"What do you mean by 'complicated'?" The older man asked.

"My mom died in a fire. when I was little. Technically old dirt faces fault. But I still blame myself. Fire. I should have been able to control it. It is my fault."

"What do you mean, how could you control fire?"

"I'll show you later." I then forced myself to laugh, "if you're not too tired out from the others presentations! First though, we need to get this device all situated on the roof."

"Ok!" Stark replied. We vent the elevator to the roof, and I got it hooked up to the building so no monsters would come and get us.

"Well that's all done! We better get back to the others! Ooh this is going to be fun!" I state while smirking at Tony. Of course he had no idea that my joking mannerisms were just a thin layer of happiness. of course he had no idea that inside I was broken. But hopefully he doesn't have to see that part of me.

Once we got back to the others, I noticed I was still covered in grease and grime but I frankly didn't care. Calypso did though.

"Leo?"

"Yes Cal?"

"You better not even try to give me a hug looking like that!"

"Yes ma'am."I reply underneath the laughter of everyone else.

"Don't worry Calypso," Percy said through his laughter, "after my part of the demonstration there won't be a spot of dirt or grease on anyone!" he finished happily. This of course on more laughter from all the demigods, and more confused looks from The Avengers.

"Okay! who's first?" Annabeth said loudly.

"I'll go!" Beauty queen replied. "Should I introduce myself to them? the proper way of course." I felt a familiar devilish grin spreading across my face, it's always fun to tell people our full titles. The way they're jaws dropped the floor is just hilarious. Piper smiles back at us before turning to The Avengers.

"Hello, I am Piper McClain, daughter of Aphrodite, head counselor of cabin 10, member of the seven, passenger on the Argo II, bane of Gaea, freer of Hera, traveler of the labyrinth, survivor of the House of Hades, owner of Katoptris, fighter against the triumvirate, and a bunch of other things though he don't really have time to get into right now. Now, for my demigoddish abilities, I am one of the best charm speakers of the age." Piper says all of this with a simple smile on her face, as if talking to children.

"What's charm speak?" Natasha asks.

"I'll show you, but first I need a volunteer." No one stepped forward, "if no one volunteers I'll just use my power on all of you." Piper threatens.

"Fine I'll do it." The man called war machine said.

" Would you be a dear and kiss Natasha?" Even though this wasn't directed at me I suddenly had the urge to kiss Natasha. All the demigods watched the confused look on the rest of the Avengers face and then the looks of outrage after Roadie actually does it. At this point most of the demigods were attempting, and failing, to hold in their laughter. Especially when Natasha threw him onto the ground.

"How dare you!" She yelled.

"I-I'm sorry I don't know why I did that." James stuttered out.

"I'm afraid you did that because of me." Beauty Queen said.

"You?" Steve questioned.

"Yeah that's my "superpower" if I tell you to do something you're going to do it, you really don't have a choice. Well... unless you super strong-willed, but your mortals so. All of the Avengers were staring at her. I knew why she was scary she got like this.

"Hazel's turn!"Frank called out, stopping the awkward silence.

"Frank no!" Hazel said quickly.

"Yes!" Frank responded immediately.

"Frank?" She said pleadingly.

"You're going then I'll go after you." He finished the conversation with a matter of the fact tone. Hazel just rolled her eyes before addressing the Avengers herself.

"My name is Hazel Levesque, daughter of Pluto, Hades roman version, I'm 14 years old, but I was born in 1928. I am a Praetor of the 12 legion, ex-centurion of the fifth cohort, passenger on the Argo II, bane of Gaea, owner of Arion, and figured by Hecate. I also fought against the triumvirate, the giants, and Tarquin. I have thought many monsters. Now my special abilities, I can control rocks and the Mist. I can demonstrate one or both of these abilities it's your choice.

"You were born in 1928?"Steve questioned excitedly.

"Yes, I sacrificed myself and my mother to prevent Gaea from rising back then. I lived in the fields of Asphodel for about 70 years, before my brother brought me back to the land of the living. Now if I may ask which of my abilities would you like me to demonstrate?"Hazel spoke with the same sweet and quiet tone as before, but that didn't fool me I knew she could be scary when she wanted to.

"How about you demonstrate both of your abilities." Natasha said, I think I'm going to start calling her Nat.

"Okay, I'll demonstrate my control of our rocks first if that's okay."Hazel's and turned to our left, and almost immediately diamonds started popping up from the floor. All of the Avengers looked at them dumbfounded.

"Wow,you must be rich if you can make precious metals pop up on command!" Tony said like an excited child. Hazel smiled sweetly.

"Actually no, I don't usually spend the metals that I make appear, I usually just use my power in combat." Sometimes I couldn't get over how sweet and innocent Haze is.

"Really! You're giving a superpower and you don't use it for your own benefit?"Tony said not believing that Hazel didn't spend her gems. Hazel just shrugged.

"I just I suppose I should demonstrate my controller over the Mist now, shouldn't I?" All the demigods, including myself, took a nervous step back. "Any volunteers?" She asked sweetly. Tony then stepped forward.

"You seem to sweet to do anything bad so I guess I will." He said obviously meaning it as an insult.

"That sounds just great Tony!" She said pretending not to get a rude he was just being. I feel sorry for him.

"What's your favorite animal Tony?" She asked with the same sickly sweet tone. This was going to be good.

"I don't have a favorite." Tony told her slightly confused.

"Oh well a rat it is then."she told him well ate grin broke out over her face. Tony just had enough time to look at her confused before he was turned into a rat. Oh, this is it going to be a good day.

A/N I'm sorry I haven't published in so long, I've been really busy with school. I will try to update as often as possible but it will most likely not be every day. Please stick with the story if you enjoy it.

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