𝖳𝗈𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖬𝖾 // ᴀ Lᴇɴᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ Fᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

|Gay Weeb

Garby

"Okie Dokie Senpai~"

I looked at this weird creature that was supposed to be my cousin being a total Weeb.

"I-", I stopped, my brain not functioning.

"Garby kun~", he jumped at me. Two lines each drawn on his cheeks making him look like a catboy along with the cat hairband.

I just blinked, opening and closing my mouth several times.

What did I do to get myself in such a situation?

"Senpai~ Talk to mwe~", he purred rubbing hi head on my shoulder.

"What the fuck?!", I pushed him finally finding my voice.

We were supposed to be planning. Planning my revenge.

So why is he cosplaying? Why is he not being serious?

"Senpai kun~ Kith mwe~" He pouted.

"Oh my god Ale-" I eyed him as if he was a alien. "That's so gay..."

He chuckled, pulling out the hairband.

"I'd rather call it being sexy~", he purred.

"Fuck you dude. I'm going back home.", I got up but he pulled me down.

"No, you sit here. I teach you.", He said sternly.

I hope he is not gonna teach me that stuff-

"...So hypothetically that will be it!"

"What?", I asked, snapping back to reality.

"Senpai didn't you listen?"

"No I did not. Repeat.", I stated still cringing.

"Ask me properly Senpai kun, I'm your sensei~" he winked.

This is so gay.

"Master Sensei, can you please repeat whatever the fuck you were saying." I sighed.

"Not too nice but you were polite." He rubbed his chin.

"Anyway, I was saying. I'll plan some dates for you and that Twawawee dude so it'll look like y'all are dating.", He said.

"And what about Sukie? I told you I would just ask Len to come but you insisted I call them both."

"Ahh! Her! I tend to see her as my girlfriend a month from now~" He winked.

Wasn't he gay just some minutes ago?

"Anyways Senpai! Today we are gonna go to the gym!" He squealed like a girl.

"The gym?"

"The gym! You're too thick?", He squished my cheeks.

"What the fuck dude! Thick is fine."

"Fine is gay." He rolled his eyes.

And gay personified is you.

I wanted to say that out loud but I decided not.

I just sighed in defeat.

"Alrighty! Lets go!" He jumped off the bed.

"Go where?"

"The gym! It's afternoon already!" He pulled me.

"What the fuck dude?! I don't have a membership!" I protested secretly too lazy to go.

"Bruh, dad owns the gym! He won't mind!" He picked up the duvets that were scattered on the bed.

"But I don't have any clothes to change!"