"DuDe", he said sarcastically, "ThAt Is WhAt YoUr GoNnA SaY?"
"Yea?", I asked smiling nervously.
"WoW!", he said looking at me shocked.
"You need a lotta practice my dude, if that is how you gonna take revenge.", he said patting my back.
"Ok?", I said not knowing what to say.
"ANYWAYS!!","GET ME STARBUCKS, MY LOYAL PUPIL!!", he snorted, rubbing his nose proudly.
"Sure Master", I rolled my eyes and headed towards the door.
"I-"
Once I realised what I just said, the colour red crept up to my cheeks, that sounded wrong-
"Sure pupil!", he said sarcastically wiping away the tense atmosphere, I chuckled and went out.
So where do I start?
Its been 5 days since Ruth came and trust me this week has been completely shitty, I'm distanced with my family and online life, and did I mention the fact that those idiots didn't even care to call me? Probably busy flirting with each other...
Somehow it hurts me in a way to think they might have been ditching me to spend time with each other but the sadness wiped away instantly as I realised that it was me who had actually been ignoring them.
Nevermind-
And oh yeah where was I? Uhh yes, this is how the last 5 days have been. Day one, instant spam calls from Ale and who is he? My so called "Master" and also the day one of me realising I might have insomnia. Day two, started with two pancakes and ended with water and nothing else, and oh yes did I cry? Even if I denied my pillow would give it away, its all wet. Day three? My parents realising the change in me and constantly bugging me to tell them and me luckily pushing them away by telling them its "career issues". Day four? Finally I went out of my not so cosy room and accidentally bumping into Ale and getting coffee and FINALLY getting sleep. Day 5, I vented to Ale and he listened thankfully and thats when he decides to tutor me on how to break hearts.
Yes, life's been epic recently!
Presently, I tuck my hands in my hoodie's pockets and cross the road, its cold, well yea its winter, and Christmas is just more then two weeks away and here I am stressing over some dumb girl rather then enjoying.
Guess I am weak, pfft
•••
"And then you bite your lower lip seductively like this,", he bit his lower lip, a smug look on his face and I stared at him, I need to do that? Tell me its a dream-
"Ok-"
I bit my lower lip and narrowed my eyes trying to copy his smug face.
"Dude-", he stared at me with a "the fawk?" look plastered on his face.
"Alright, les try again, bite it a lil more gently and blink softly kay?"
I nodded and did as he told.
"Not the best but, you'll improve!", he clapped his hands.
I had no idea if I improved but still smiled heartily.
"Okay child, you can go back home!", he said and opened the door for me.
"Kay!, bye Master!", I winked at him.
He laughed and bumped his fist into mine.
"Cya!"
• • •
As soon as I reached my room, I plopped down on my bed, I'm tired...
Life's been tiring recently though Ruth hasn't showed up and I'm thankful for that. Ale is my cousin or as in best friend or more like old best friend, he went to London to study and he returned last month but we had not spoke much because of my problems though its not like he didn't try to communicate with me via texts and calls.
I chuckled thinking how foolish he was to think that if I started acting all cool Ruth will eventually fall for me and leave after I break her heart.
I smiled thinking of what he told me when I was done venting.
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"I know right, I get it!", he said patting my back and still I was 200% sure he had no idea how I was feeling.
"But...", I rose my eyebrows.
"We can break her...", he said evilly and smirked.
