Love of a Psychopath

We Only See Each Other at Funerals Cont.

A/n: Please bear with me as the some of the chapters follow a lot of the original story line. But there are some things that are not in the normal TV show that are important:)

Five's POV

He sighed as he started to gather things to make a sandwich. "What's the date? The exact date."

"The twenty-fourth." Vanya responded.

"Of what?" Five asked, snappish.

"March." Vanya said.

"Good." Five nodded, his eyes discreetly scanned the room. Where is she?

"So, are we gonna talk about what just happened? It's been seventeen years." Luther said, earning a scoff from Five.

"It's been a lot longer than that." Five said, disappearing then reappearing, otherwise known as spatial jumps or blinks, behind Luther looking for things in the cupboard.

"I haven't missed that." Luther muttered. "Where'd you go?"

"The future." Five responded blinking in front of the table. "It's s**t, by the way."

"Called it!" Klaus hollered.

"I should've listened to the old man." Five said to his siblings, referring to their adoptive Father. "You know, jumping through space is one thing, jumping through time is a toss of the dice." He finished making his peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich. He looks at Klaus. "Nice dress."

"Oh, well, danke!" Klaus responded grinning.

Where is she?

"Wait, how did you get back?" Diego asked.

"In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time." Five explained as if it was the easiest thing in the world to understand.

"That makes no sense." Diego muttered.

"Well it would if you were smarter." Five said, causing Diego to stand and try to attack Five, but Luther restrained him.

"How long were you there?" Luther asked.

"Forty-five years. Give or take."

"So what are you saying? That you're fifty-eight?" Five looked at him like he was stupid.

"No, my consciousness is fifty-eight. Apparently, my body is now sixteen again."

"Wait, how does that even work?" Vanya asked.

"Delores kept saying the equations were off. Eh. Bet she's laughing now." Five responded, ignoring her question.

"Delores?"

Five hums. "Guess I missed the funeral."

"How'd you know about that?" Five again looked at Luther like he was stupid.

"What part of the future do you not understand? Heart failure, huh?"

"Yeah." Diego said.

"No." Luther said quickly after him.

Five hums again, and clicks his tongue starting to leave the room. "Nice to see nothing's changed."

"Uh, that's it? That's all you have to say?" Allison asked.

"What else is there to say? The circle of life." Five said, nearly out of the room.

"Do you know about (Yn)?" Vanya said quietly,