Crack fiction a book full of shit

Partying hard 💀💀

It's 8pm and walking to your friends house, which is conveniently next door. Adam was throwing a party and had invited you so you were going to have some fun and maybe hook up (idk 👀). Because you're a logical person you jumped the fence that separated your house with his, and crawled through his back window. While jumping the fence you accidentally flashed almost everyone your underwear in the backyard, and once again you flashed them the second time seconds later when crawling into the kitchen. Adam greeted you as you stood and readjusted your skirt, "hey Rose, you're looking nice as always. I like the dress" he said winking at you. You just rolled your eyes and ran to the living area that was the centre of the party, Adam following behind. It hadn't even been 2 minutes since you arrived and you already were dancing with a whole bottle of brandy in one hand and a bottle of French wine in the other. People who you knew and friends had joined you dancing, then someone threw a portable stripper dancer pole at you so you set down your half empty bottles of alcohol and well pole danced.

After a while of drinking, pole dancing, and dancing in general you spotted your friend Adam, he was twerking with some random kid (yes kid) slapping his ass and yelling "YEEEE HAW", then Adam saw you, ran up to you, and in a blink of an eye you were on his shoulders while he ran through the house yelling "THIS IS SPARTA", kicking and jumping through his sliding door. Miraculously you both were unharmed and Adam continued going nuts with you on his shoulders. After a while chanting random nonsense he released you and put you down on the floor extra gently, he told none except fro his close friends that he really liked you. The past few minutes having you on his shoulders was extremely enjoyable to him. Though, he did not know this but you also really liked him for some time and had a fun time on his shoulders being the closest contact that you have ever had with him.

Once you were standing on the ground you saw the horrible damage that was done to the house from Adam kicking his sliding door but also, someone brought chickens to the house and you know it was a mess. Everyone was starting to get drunk so Adam being the genius he is broke an empty bottle of vodka to get the attention of his guests and announced, "let's have a drinking contest, whoever gets blackout drunk pays for all the damages from tonight!!", Everyone nodded in agreement. You looked at him, "bingo" you pointed at your friend who had already passed out. Adam walked over to her and tied a note to her ankle that said "$1000 for damages done at the party", and you both just walked away and hanged out together.

It's midnight at this stage and you, Adam, and 5 out of the 100 or so guests are left either sober or drunk, while everyone else either left the party or are passed out in some part of the house. The 5 remaining guests were in the background playing spin the bottle, you wanted to go join them since they were good friends of you and Adam, grabbing his hand and pulling him towards the backyard he stopped you in your tracks by tugging on your hand. You turned to face him when he whispered in your ear, "why join them when we can have fun by our selfs~~~" he whispered into your ear. You looked at him with wide eyes then nodded as he pulled you to his room. *big kinky hours* no you legit played board games with lord Farquad and Obama.

You awoke in the morning laying semi naked next to Adam who was looking at you which scared you making you roll out of his bed. Feeling a chicken crawling onto you you sat up holding it when it laid an egg on you. You were shocked and kid of grossed out to be honest while Adam was pissing him self laughing rolling out of bed. You both headed down stairs to people still passed out and people who had awoken and leaving the house. You were going to go out to the backyard but stopped in your tracks when you realised you stepped in poop, HUMAN POOP.