Crack fiction a book full of shit

Driving

I came up with this story during my history calss hope you guys enjoy! :3
The characters in this story
· Elenu
· Kami

~~~~~~~Story begins~~~~~~~
~ In Kamis car ~
Kami is a safe driver so she doesn't get in trouble with the law.

Meanwhile in Elenu's car ~
"FUCK DA POLICE I GOTTA DELIVER THESE HAPPY PILLS HZBAJZNKSNZK HEBEBEBEBEB" ( that last part is just make having a spaz attack )
"YO CRAZY LADY SLOW THE FUCK DOWN" The police yell

~ Meanwhile in Kami's car ~
A car with the numberplate 'crack' drives by. 
Kami instantly knows that's Elenu's car.
She follows the car chase looking for some drama. 

~ meanwhile in Elenu's car ~
Elenu sees a Clif.
She decides to go full speed and drives off the cliff.
"HAHAH BITCH YOULL NEVER GET ME"
"WOW LADY YOUR CRAZY" the police yell.

~ meanwhile in Kmai's car ~
Kami sees that Elenu is going on full speed towards the cliff.
"wow that bitch carzy" said Kami sitting in her car seat.
* Quietly enjoying*

~ meanwhile in Elenu's car ~
Elenu speeds off the cliff.
"HAH these hoes don't know that my car is magical"
"Well she's dead no- ...... HOLLY MOTHER OF FUCKERS HER CAR IS FLYING"

~ meanwhile in Kami's car ~
" Ahhh yes that's my bitch she flying "
Kami gets out of her car and clapped and cheers.

Elenu never got caught.
She still to this day doesn't follow the law.