Crack fiction a book full of shit

The party at area 51

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This isn't my first fan fiction but it's been so long since I wrote one so if it's bad I'm sorry   (◞‸◟ㆀ)
The characters
・Elenu ( main character )
・Anto
・ Vitas
・ Ariana Grande
~~~~ story begins ~~~~~~
Elenu is outside Anto's house with Anto " GET IN MY CAR" said Elenu.
Anto said " but it smells like chicken shit".
Elenu grabbed Anto and shoved her in her car boot with a packet of Doritos.
Anto was uncomfortable but she was stuck like that with the packet of Doritos for about an hour.
~~time skip~~
When we arrived at area 51 we were greeted by many different types of aliens.
Elenu said " greetings green booger looking weirdos" and Anto said to Elenu "damn they look like shit"
One of them grabbed and threw Anto and another cut a piece of Elenu's hair off and said "KLKLKLKLK"
Before anything weird happened Vitas came up to you guys and said " hey girls before something kinky happens come with daddy~" and winked at you
When you and Anto were walking to wherever Vitas was taking you some of the aliens threw money and tissues at you guys. In return Elenu threw her No1 seller happy pills ( drugs ) at the aliens.
~~ time skip sponcerd by happy pills ~~
When you guys arrived to wherever Vitas took you guys to all you saw were blue aliens and a big stage. When you went to a table that was near by you were shocked to see a bald Ariana Grande.
Elenu said " WOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU YOUR A BALD HEADED HOE" And Anto said "YOU LOOK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY"
Ariana Grande said "shut up peasant children"
There were 2 blue human looking aliens sitting at the table. One of them introduced them self as Fat Ho and the other introduced them self as Harry Balls.
Elenu and Anto were trying to not laugh but Anto said " pfftttt.. BAHAHA FAT HOE WHAT A HOE AND HARRY BALLS MORE LIKE HAIRY BALLS" and that was it Elenu was laughing and everyone else were all hysterically laughing.
Once everyone stopped laughing Fat Ho and Harry Balls said " YOUR ALL RUDE HUMAN TRASH. HERE TAKE OUR SHIT" and left a kinky smelling box on the table. Elenu just took the box and threw it in the direction of Fat and Harry and it turned to be exposive diarrhoea. It exploded everywhere and Fat and Harry were covered in brown shit.
After all that Vitas took Elenu and Anto by the hand and took them on stage. (Meanwhile Elenu and Anto are having a big fangirl moment here)
On stage Vitas was singing 7th element and Elenu and Anto were dancing and twerking and singing along with Vitas.
The aliens were all having a great time too.
Once Vitas finished his song 7th element he said " the aliens are not usually this energetic I wonder what happened to them "
Elenu realised it could be the happy pills she gave to those green aliens previously and said "ah shi-"
* BOOOM EXPLOSION *
~~~ 20 years later ~~~~
"And that's how I got that scar on my ass cheeks kids" said Elenu
" Auntie Elenu is Vitas and Anto still alive?" Asked one of the kids
" Yes of course they are still alive ya little shit " said Elenu.
The end ~~~
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