Crack fiction a book full of shit

It's time to YED

Warning
Sexual themes ahead if your not mature enough then don't read. If you don't care enjoy !
Characters
• Madeline
• Hellena
• Tomoki
• Shrek
~story begins~
Madeline knocked on Hellenas door out of nowhere. Hellena answers the door confused at how Madeline had found her address and more confused with why she had brought male stripper Tomoki.
"How did you find my house—" Hellena said but was cut off by Madeline yelling "IT'S TIME TO YED". Madeline and her stripper Tomoki walked into the house and started YEDing. At this point Hellena joined them. Why not? Why would she miss out on YEDing.
Tomoki grabbed a stick out of his pants and extended it to use it as a pole dancing pole. He started pole dancing while Madeline was fangirling and Hellena passed out from the weed she had been smoking previously.
Madeline dragged Hellena out of the house and placed her in her front lawn covering her eyes with flowers.
She then went back into the house and had some "fun" with the male stripper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~~ next morning~~
Madeline woke up in her underwear and Tomoki woke up wearing her bra. They both remembered that they had left Hellena out in the front yard. They went out to look for her only to find that she was nowhere to be seen, until Madeline looked on the roof of the house to find Hellena playing chess with Shrek.
The end~~