A misclick

Pissbaby's bday.

//Okay I managed to write this during a class lmao. It's not a long chapter, but I have more saved in my drafts. I'm trying to stay on the frequent posting thing. I'm writing as much as time allows me to, and save everything in my drafts. It's around 1800 words, but nothing much happens. Next two chapters are going to be a lot more relevant, so get your popcorn ready. Thanks so much for sticking around, for adding my fic to your reading lists (i check every list im in and i appreciate it a lot.) and for the votes and comms. also, thanks so much for 300 reads, it's actually insane, and I really appreciate it.  tysm! enjoy the read. also, cw for mature language.//

After three weeks

---YOUR POV---

After I end the stream, Dream messages me to ask if I could stay a little longer on call. Can I say no? Can I possibly turn him down? Of course I can't. He's got some superpower on me. It's like he knows how to control my mind. And I'm pretty sure that's not far from the truth.

'Okay pissbaby, what are you up to?' I greet him when he answers my Discord call. 'Hear me out, bitch. Would you like to uhh...take part in my manhunt? As a hunter?' 'Hmmm...so...hmmm. I see that you are seeking for more and more ways to spend time with me, am I right, green blob?' 'You wish.' 'Why are you so obsessed with me, Dré?' 

'Suck my dick.' 

'I'd gladly agree, but it happens for you to live on the other side of the world.' 

Long pause.

I don't think he noticed my sarcastic tone, and I'm pretty sure his mind stopped comprehending my words after the first three of them.

'So it's like that, huh?' Ay what? Where are we going with this for the Lord's sake? 'Calm down teenage boy. I was kidding. Don't get too excited.' He refuses to say anything, and so do I. After 45 seconds (yes I did count them) he spoke up. 'We'll see about how much you were kidding.' I flinch, realizing what he meant with that. I try to say something, but my mind refuses to cooperate. Finally, I hear him bursting in one of the most violent wheezes I've ever got to witness. 

'YOU REALLY FELL FOR THAT-' He runs out of breath. He gasps for oxygen. 'YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME, AND DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO DENY IT, Y/N!' 

Okay, he got me here. But it's not over. Unluckily for him, I'm a speedrunner as well. And my mind works as fast as his. I lower my voice, and get close to the mic. I say in a sweet seductive whisper:

'Okay, Clay. You got me here. I won't even deny it anymore.'

I hear him stop laughing, and I know my plan is going to succeed. 

'Dreeeaaaammmm...' I whisper slowly. Gosh this is so gross I'm afraid of throwing up the pizza I just demolished. But I can imagine him raising his volume and sticking the headphones to his ears. Poor simp.

'What are you doing, Y/n?' He says, letting out a nervous cackle. Oh God, he's mine. 

I take a deep breath, and start shouting as close to the mic and as loud as I can. 'SIKE YOU HORNY BITCH!!! EGG STRIKES ONCE AGAIN, AND I THINK THAT'S ALL THE PROOF WE NEED TO ESTABLISH WHO IS OBSESSED WITH WHO-'

That's all I manage to say before he starts screaming in pain, from the ear rape I just performed on him, and before the violent wheeze I've been holding on for so long finally pops out of my lungs.

'FUCKING STUPID ASS HOE. SHIT. AM I GOING DEAF NOW? I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS ONE. I SWEAR TO THE GOOD LORD, I'LL MAKE YOU PAY.' He yells at me, trying to get close to the mic, so he can pay me in the same currency. Unluckily again, I knew that was coming, so I lowered my volume while he was still screaming. 2-1 for Egg. Take that, dreamy boi.