A misclick

Y/nTheEgg was slain by Dream

//HELLO EVERYONE!!! I'm back at it, after I took a day off for the sake of not getting burn out. Here I am, with part 7 (is it 7? i don't even know anymore, you count.) it's around 1500 words, and I really enjoyed writing it. Oh btw, CW for some mature language here and there! Enjoy!//

---DREAM'S POV---

'Uh, Dream?' Her voice is soft and silky, but I can sense the nervousness in her tone. She was probably on the verge of exploding. The way she says my name makes me blush a little, but that's nothing new. I always do that, when people hit me with the "dream". Or so I think.

'Hi, how's it going?' 'Oh my God. I-uh...yeah it's going so far so good.' 'Oh. That's cool' Why does she make me so nervous? Usually I was the easygoing sarcastic person, but now I just can't find my words. 'Would you...uh...log into the Minecraft server?' 'What? Oh-yeah. Um...can...can you explain to me what the heck is going on? What I wanna say is that...why am I here?'

'What do you mean why are you here?' I see her frowning in confusion. 'I'm a small streamer, Dream. I barely hit 1000-ish viewers, and that's NEW. I don't think I belong in here.' 'Well...since I invited you, I do think you belong in here, and I'm the person that makes the rules. I've seen a couple streams of yours, and you are very good at Minecraft. So...I thought it would be nice to have another female representation on the server.' She pulls a dead stare at the camera, and doesn't move for a couple seconds. Shit. What did I do?

But then she lets out a wheeze similar to mine, and I blink a couple times to understand what's going on. Jesus. She just played me on her fingers with just a stare. That's not good. No no. Very not good. 'fEmaLE rEPrEseNtaTiOn oN tHe SerVeR, hUh?' she mocks me, while I try my best not to smile. 'Oh shut up.' 'OkAy mIstEr DrEaM, SiR.' Goddamn. She's funny. The more I talk to her the better I know that inviting her to the smp was a good choice. 'Okay. If you insist, I will join the smp. But like...is it canon or something? Like am I going to be a character in here?'

Ah, yes. It's my turn. I try my best to not laugh while gathering my words. 'Uh...yea. You will be... Mr. Dream's personal bitch.' that's all I manage to say before a heavy wheeze pops out of me. She pulls the dead stare again, but doesn't manage to hold it more than two seconds, before she bursts into a loud breathless wheeze as well. We have pretty similar laughs. I'm relieved that she got the joke and didn't make it weird.

I take a look at her chat, and instantly regret it. "IT'S HAPPENING!" "EggWasTaken iS REAL" "OOH DADDY DREAM HITS ONCE AGAIN".

This makes me realize that no one here excepting me and Nick, who went mute and left the call couple minutes ago, knows that I have a girlfriend, and they probably misunderstood the personal bitch part.

But my thoughts get stopped by Y/n clicking the server invite, and joining. I immediately go to the spawning spot, and pick up my crossbow. When she appears, I point it directly at her head.

'Jesus Christ...men nowadays. What happened to hello? How's it going? How are you?' I decide to make a little bit of a show, without even thinking about consequences. 'Oh, Egg. Don't act up or I'll shoot.' She cackles a little bit. 'Okay you horny bitch.' I blink in disbelief. She did NOT just say that. I'm trying to hold my laugh in, but I end up wheezing once again.

'w-WHAT? WHAAT?' She's silently wheezing in the background, but doesn't move from the spawning place, so I point at her head and shoot her.

"Y/nTheEgg was slain by Dream"

She sighs, looking up at the camera. How does she know that I'm watching the stream? 'Oh Dream, Dream, Dream. Do you really wanna go down as a criminal?' 'Yeah. But you'd go down with me as well. You know what they say about a captain.' She frowns and tries to understand what I'm going for. 'Dude. They say a captain goes down with his-' 'Bitch. That's what they say. A captain goes down with his bitch.'

Her eyes widen to the size of actual kiwis. And that's when I see it again. The sparkle in her eyes. I catch myself staring, and I look away, into the monitor that's running Minecraft.

'Oh you fucker. Oh you son of a bitch. You green blob.' DING. Someone joins the call, but Egg cares way to less to stop and greet, or just stop. 'YOU WALKING GLIZZY. YOU BASTARD. FUCK YOU BITCH.' I start wheezing as she tries to hold her laugh in so she can keep on swearing at me. I quickly look in the discord call. Quackity joined, but he's extremely quiet, probably scared by Y/n.

'EAT MY ASS YOU FUCKING HONRY ASS BITCH.' 'You suck my dick.' I reply to her, without realizing she's still on stream. Almost 2000 people were watching her, and I just replied to her telling me to eat her ass, with 'suck my dick'. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. This is definitely going in some compilation, probably one of us being an old married couple for whatever minutes straight. Quackity leaves the call in the same way he joined it, and there's just me and her and the astronomical awkward silence. She pulls a serious look.

'No thank you sir. I'll say pass to that.' I start wheezing for the 7th time today, and all the awkwardness goes away. 'What about a tour of the Dream SMP, huh?' 'Are you asking me on a date, Dream?' Jesus Christ she really can't stop. 'Dude STOP.' That's what I manage to say before bursting into laughter again. 'They're gonna make ships and fan fictions with us as main characters.' She smiles a little, looking up to the camera. 'And what's wrong about that, baby?' Yikes. That kinda gave me butterflies. But then she smirks, and the millionth wheeze pops out of me.

'Okay. Let me have a chat with...your chat. Dudes. We're not dating, this is the first time I ever talk to this lady right here.' Her expression changes for half a second, becoming confused, but she manages to cover everything while grabbing a bottle of water and having a sip. 'Please do not make this any weird, okay?' She's chilling in her chair. She really looks like she doesn't give the smallest fuck about what's happening here.

'Now let's show you the SMP. AND NO, it's not a date.' I see her holding herself back from replying again. She really wants to embarrass me here, huh? She smiles and says 'Okay.'

---YOUR POV---

Dream spent about 30 minutes walking me around the server and explaining the purpose of every building. He was really nice. Excepting the few moments we would act like actual preschoolers who just learnt bad words. That's actually what happened when he finished the "official Dream approved SMP tour".

'Dear lady, I'm afraid that's all I can show you so far.' 'And why are you afraid of that?' 'Because I know you'd like to spend more time with me.' 'Your ego is through the stratosphere, dickhead. You need to get humbled by someone.' 'So you don't like being called a lady, huh? Okay then, bitch.' 'Okay, sir. Asshole.' 'Pussy.' 'Prick.' 'Hoe.' 'Incel.'

Someone joins the call, right when Dream was getting ready for the next attack. It was Quackity, once again. 'Um...Buenos Dias chicas...am I interrupting anything?' We both stop and look at the Discord call. 'Uh...hello Quackity.' I try to pull the friendliest voice I could, and greet him nicely. He gasps a little, in surprise. 'Ayy una chica nueva? (A new girl?)Who's that?' Dream clears his throat, to point all the attention towards him, and responds with a straight voice. 'That, is Y/n. Or Y/nTHeEgg.' Quackity laughs a little.

'Hola bebé!' (Hi, baby.) 'Hola!' 'Espera, ¿puedes hablar español?' (Wait, you can speak Spanish?) 'Si bebe. Puedo, un poquito.' (Yes, baby. I can, a little.) 'THAT'S POGGERS!!!' He yells, filling with joy. He's really cute. Dreams cackles a little, in the driest way possible. What is wrong with him? Since Quack joined, he'sbeen acting up. 'Okay. Well...I think that's all with the tour. I think we're ready to set you on the server. Unless...OH DAMN. We have one more thing to do.'

I know he's watching the stream, so I look up at the camera and frown. 'What is it?' 'We have to build you a house.'

The two alpha men start building my house, right next to Quackity's, after a long debate on the place. They didn't even ask me about what I think. Dream went on with the 'She should be closer to the community house', and Big Q kept going with the 'Dude make her my neighbor. I could help her accommodate here.'. In the end, Dream quit, accepting to build my house next to Quackity's.

And here I am now. An official part of the Dream SMP.

The boys split apart, Dream leaving the call and logging off, Quackity remaining and helping me decorate and gather objects. Couple minutes before ending the stream, I get a DM on Discord. I ask Quack to wait a second, while I mute myself and check. It was from Dream. Uh...ok.

"Call me after you end the stream."