@pads: prongs prongs prongs prongs prongs james prongs hey idiot james james potter dimwit HELLO
prongs: wtf do u want
pads: HELP ME
prongs: whattup shawty
pads: remus is asleep in my arms
prongs: isn't that exactly what u want?
pads: OBVIOUSLY. BUT WHAT IF HE'S UNCOMFORTABLE AND REGRETS IT AND GOT WRAPPED UP IN THE PARTY ATMOSPHERE
prongs: WOAH, drama queen much? i'm pretty sure ur bf likes u
pads: HE'S NOT EVEN OFFICIALLY MY BF
prongs: IDFK DO I LOOK LIKE A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT I WAS HUNG UP ON THE SAME GIRL FOR SEVEN YEARS!!
pads: you are useless. i'm asking lily
prongs: love u
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insta dms, 11:00
pads: lily lily lily lily mrs prongs mum lils
lils: is this about remus?
pads: YES
lils: sirius, he likes you. trust me.
pads: but what if he just kissed me for the fun of it?
lils: he didn't. maybe i shouldn't be saying this, but he has liked you for quite some time. you just need to have some faith in yourself, and talk to him. you two are perfect together. siri, he's my bestfriend, and you are one of my favourite people (don't tell james, he'll get jealous), and i know the two of you, which is how i know you guys will make an amazing couple. wait for him to wake up, and then you guys can have that fun 'what are we' talk, and then kiss and relish in being official. you guys are in love, i'm pretty sure you will end up in a relationship.
pads: OKAY yes ur right. thanks i love u
lils: i love u too. but also, if u hurt remus in any way, shape, or form, i will make u hurt in ways you didn't think possible. trust me, i know the spells.
pads: if i hurt that perfect boy, i give you full permission to end my life
lils: glad we're on the same page. you got this siri!
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moonboy: what's the moon without stars?
98 likes, 30 comments
lilyflower: HECK YEAH THOSE ARE MY CHILDREN →kingprongs: OUR children. i've been raising them since we were eleven. →starboy: i love my adopted parents <3 mcmeme: CALLED IT FROM DAY ONE!!!
cheeselover: is this what the moaning was- I THOUGHT U SAID IT WAS GROIN PAIN →moonboy: well... →cheeselover: THAT IS A COMMUNAL DORM →starboy: would u rather we do it in ur bed? →cheeselover: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dork: CUTIE PIES. the 2nd best gay couple at hogwarts plangirl: you guys are so CUTEEEEEE
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starboy: life isn't perfect, but you are
3,799 likes, 500 comments
moonboy:mermaid boy <3 lilyflower: U RECREATED THE PERCABETH KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! →starboy: u what? →lilyflower: omw to bring u the entire series of riordan books
kingprongs: the giant squid's getting some free entertainment damn r.black: woah, u found someone that can tolerate your bitchass? good luck, lupin. →moonboy: yeah tbh it's hard :/ →r.black: it really is, ur so brave →starboy: this is bullying
mcmeme: i feel like cupid
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mcmeme: i can legally post about this relationship because i made this happen
1875 likes, 200 comments
starboy: ur never gonna let this go, are u? →mcmeme: no, u owe me for life
moonboy: aye- thanks marls lilyflower: i'm pretty sure i had a hand in this relationship too kingprongs: am i the only one that didn't realise this was happening? → dork: yes.
