"hey prongs?"
"yeah?"
"let's get fucking smashed."
@prngz: attention fellow gryffindors!! a party is being held tomorrow night at 6pm in the gryffindor common room. bring snacks & we'll provide the entertainment ;) do NOT tell prof minnie about this unless u want to wake up to sirius's balls on your head. hope to see y'all there it's gonna be a rave!!
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lilyflower: i'm sorry, what was that about sirius's balls ????
→ prngz: them's the rules, lovestarboy: if i tell minnie do i have to do some kinda gymnast move to get my balls on my own head? asking for a friend
→ prngz: no, if u tell minnie, you'll wake up to WORMTAIL's squeaky nuts on ur face <3
→ cheeselover: my nuts are not squeaky!!
→ starboy: THAT'S the issue you have with that statement???lilyflower: @moonboy, u gonna go?
→ moonboy: idk i have homework
→ starboy: aw, come on moons!! let loose!! have some fun! ur homework can wait 1 night. please? 🥺
→ moonboy: fine.----------------------------------------------
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pads: mission accomplished
prongs: oh deer (hehe), what have u done now?
pads: moonz is coming to the party!!
prongs: cool. ur point?
pads: i can figure out why he's annoyed u dolt
prongs: planning to use his compromised drunk state to get him to spill his secrets?
pads: ...perhaps
prongs: simp
pads: just wait, after this he'll wanna be my friend again
prongs: well have fun being desperate. i, on the other hand, will be snogging the pants off my gorgeous gf
pads: u sound excited. is it finally lily's turn to do the pegging?
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insta dms, 17:51
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