fool for ya | tmd preferences and headcanon

being a bash sister

▹you were deemed fulton and deans bash sister for two reasons

▹one; you played just as rough as they did

▹two; they never left your side

▹being a bash sister means you have two built-in brothers

▹anytime you get a boyfriend, they're quizzing him as if they're your dad or something

▹"what are your intentions for our sister?" -fulton

▹"if you hurt our sister, they won't find your body," -dean

▹"i'm not even your real sister," -you

▹"shut up, y/n," -dean & fulton

▹they always protect you on the ice

▹no one gets within ten feet of you during games

▹if anyone, especially a dude, starts a nasty rumor about you, they gang up on him and beat the shit out of him

▹beating up so many people for you

▹boys nights are alternately titled bash nights

▹very little actual bashing goes on

▹i wish i had a dollar for every time they've gotten put into the penalty box for you

▹or gotten in trouble at school

▹having to make sure they stay hydrated

▹telling them to eat a decent amount of meals a day

▹probably would never do their homework without you constantly reminding them

▹i feel like dean's really good at math so he helps you with all your math homework

▹though, doing math homework with dean portman is like doing math homework with your dad

▹fulton makes you take a break when you start crying and dean starts yelling

▹when you're sick, they're full-on moms

▹taking your temp, making you soup, wrapping you up in blankets

▹during your period, dean leaves you alone

▹fulton will go buy you pads/tampons

▹is absolutely mortified that he had to do it

▹so many sleepovers

▹trying to find out if you like someone

▹even if you don't want to tell them, they end up finding out

▹being devastated when dean told you he wasn't coming to eden hall

▹you were over the moon when he decided to come

▹never letting anything coming between you

▹dean and fulton make fun of you 25/8

▹if anyone outside of the team makes fun of you, though, god bless whoever made the mistake of speaking

▹let's just say, no one ever makes fun of you twice

▹threatening all the girls that try to get with them

▹so many dance parties right before bedtime

▹your wall mates hate you guys so much

▹cheek kisses but in the most brotherly way possible

▹short notes in your locker that could say any of the following;

▹"you got this!"

▹"go get 'em, y/n/n!"

▹"we love you!"

▹"stop being a loser head and get a move on it. you got hot girl shit to do."

▹"can't decide if you're a bad bitch, stupid bitch, or just a bitch. i always find out by the end of the day."

▹"please don't be your usual amount of chaotic. i don't have the energy to pick of the pieces of your mess."

▹comment which bash bro you think leaves what note

▹they have cute and special nicknames for you that only they call you

▹dean calls you scout

▹fulton calls you princess

▹both of them call you bubba from time to time

▹both of them have pretended to be your boyfriend on multiple occasions when a guy flirts with you to the point of making you uncomfortable

▹everyone loves watching the three of you on the ice

▹the three of you are everyone's favorite trio