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stupid/random questions they frequently ask you

fulton reed
"why do they call 'em 'unsolved mysteries' when they've got to be unsolved to be a mystery?"

dean portman
"do you think blind people can see their dreams?"

guy germaine
"would you break up with me if the zombie apocalypse hit?"

charlie conway
"quick question - would you rather giving up brushing your teeth or using deodorant?"

adam banks
"so, if someone with amnesia was just suddenly cured, do you think they'd remember not having any memory?"

connie moreau
"can atheists get insurance that cover acts of God?"

julie gaffney
"what do you think the first person to milk a cow was trying to do?"

luis mendoza
"if the world was ending, should i buy, sell, or hold stocks?"

les averman
"why do you think they list drowsiness as a side affect of sleeping pills?"

jesse hall
"is it possible to blow up a balloon under water?"

dwayne robertson
"how many chickens do you think it'd take to kill a lion?"

kenny wu
"if you describe yourself as indecisive, are you decisive or indecisive?"

gunnar stahl
"if people from Poland are called Poles, do you call people from Holand 'Holes'?"