fool for ya | tmd preferences and headcanon

team sleepover

▹averman really wanted to have something at his house so he asked if the sleepover could be there

▹he even added the 'pretty please with a cherry on top' and pulled the puppy dog eyes

▹it was still a fat no but at least he tried

▹it was settled that the sleepover would be at adams house

▹everyone was supposed to bring a snack but averman conveniently left his at home. can you say salty

▹averman quit being salty though when you pulled out the nerf guns from christmas

▹adam took them before any real damage could be done and hid them in his closet

▹now both of you are salty

▹you attempt to sneak upstairs to search his room but dwayne followed you and carried you back to the basement

▹you're twice as salty as before

▹to make you not mad anymore, you were allowed to choose the first movie

▹that was a mistake because you chose malevolent starring florence pugh (a queen don't cross me) on netflix

▹everyone was really creeped out

▹you then convinced everyone to watch nacho libre

▹you, averman, goldberg, and dwayne were laughing so hard you were crying

▹everyone else just thought it was stupid and took away your movie picking privileges

▹you were petty and called miss mackay

▹miss mackay told you to let someone else have a turn

▹you hung up and continued to be salty

▹everyone started changing into their pj's and jesse walks out of the bathroom in a christmas onesie and everyone's confused because it's august

▹"it's never to early to have christmas." -jesse

▹"you're going to burn up." -charlie

▹"it's freaking minnesota, man. if i get hot i'll go outside for a sec." - jesse

▹goldberg pulls out uno from his bag but dean grabs it and launches it across the room before a game can start

▹it's obviously a good night to be salty because goldberg joins you on the couch

▹dwayne turns on ridiculous 6 at some point

▹half of the team is laughing their butts off while the other is half asleep on the other side of the room

▹"get up. sleep is for the weak." -you

▹"then i'm weak so leave me alone and let me sleep." -russ

▹you're finally able to retrieve your nerf gun and shot every who was almost asleep until they woke up

▹adam took them again and hid them in a better spot

▹three movies later, everyone had passed out but somehow nobody ended up in their own sleeping bag

▹like you were scattered around the room and it was like you'd all traded sleeping bags or something and it was really weird

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can anyone recommend any fulton reed fics? i know there isn't many but i'm in the mood to read some