Erwin Smith x Reader Oneshots (☆▽☆)

💎: NSFW: Alphabet w/ Erwin Danchou

A (Aftercare)

You have to know that the 13th Commander is the most caring and wonderful man in the world. He’s going to make sure that you’re treated like the queen that you are no matter what. He’s going to make sure that even if he’s uncomfortable when you’re laying on him if you’re comfy he’s not moving. You are his everything and you will always be everything.

B (Boobs or butt?)

Commander Erwin... Really isn't into this kind of talk but it depends on his mood on whether he'll be kinky or anything but most of the time, he likes spanking and sucking you out for as long as he want so he can savor your moans and pleasure you.

C (Cum)

This lovely man is going to prefer to come on inside you and then he’s going to insist on you letting him clean you up after, of course, cleanliness is a virtue, after all. It’s his mess and he intends to clean it for you. If you don’t let him clean it up then he’ll feel quirky for doing that to you.

D (Deflowered)

He... Deflowered you. And you deflowered him too, let's just say that both of you were a virgin before you two finally decided to do it. It was... Amazing, of course.

E (Effort)

He's into giving effort into absolutely everything. Dates, bed, cleaning the room, doing the laundry, you name it. He's also giving effort whenever you two have sex. He prepares the dinner, the roses scattered around the bed, the love seat, everything is set in place before your bed time. Erwin is an alpha and would never let you encumber his weight. He knows he's heavy as fuck and it became even harder when he lost his arm and therefore, you became the TOP.

F (Frequency)

Sex depends whenever he feels horny or not but knowing how busy he is, you both have a planned schedule which you sometimes break and to compensate for the "no sex days" he cuddles with you and asks you to teach him how to do oral.

H (Hot mess)

He'll only be a hot mess if you two go at it the whole night. Like a 13 hour session. Cumming twice and then you'll pass out but knowing him, he'll continue at it and then when he passes out, you both cuddle each other and after sleeping for about an hour, you start "it" again and the cycle repeats. See? ✨ H O T M E S S ✨

I (Intimacy)

Erwin is as affectionate as one could ever be. He loves the kisses, he loves the cuddles, he loves the sound of you saying his name and will shower you with love the second that he hears it. He wants to be as close to you as he can and he’s going to be as gentle in bed with you as he can be, only when he already finished his fuccing paperworksss.

J (Jacking Off)

Erwin sama never really have time before to jack off. I mean… he commands the Scouting legion and that takes up so much of his time already.

L (Location)

Erwin's favorite place is going to be the bedroom. He wants to be in a secluded place, even though you're already secluded in the office, he wants to make sure there will be no one around to stop you or get in your way. He doesn’t want to let anyone see what the two of you do. He wanted it to be between the two of you and that’s it. He’s as private of a person as he can be as the Commander and he just wants to show you and only you how much he loves you.

N (No)

One of the only things that going to turn off Erwin is going to be if you are being pushy about anything in public. He doesn’t want anything that could spoil his reputation as the Commander and public sex could do just that. If you even attempt he is going to be very upset with you and instantly turned off.

O (Oral)

When it comes to oral Erwin isn’t going to be very good at it. You’re going to have to teach him everything that he need to know about how to pleasure a woman with his tongue. Erwin is going to be very willing to learn when it comes to that. He want the best for you and he’ll do anything to get that. And when it comes to receiving it, he’s going to be happy to get it especially after a day of paperfuccingworks. He wouldn’t want to put you in that position unless you want to do it, but he’ll appreciate it when you do.

R (Risk)

Erwin won’t want anything to do with risk. He doesn’t want to be seen in public because he doesn’t want anything to tarnish his reputation. It’s a turn off for him to have anyone even attempt to get anything from him in public. He’ll be happy to take you home when you’re wanting a little loving.

S (Stamina)

When it comes to stamina Erwin is actually going to be able to last for a while. Of course, with all those training he did. He’s going to be able to last long enough for you to cum a couple of times before he finishes on you. He’s going to also be able to go all night if you really wanted too. He loves giving you nights full of bliss.

U (Unfair)

Erwin is going to love teasing, but he’s not going to be the greatest at it. He’s going to hate being teased tho. He knows that once you are teasing him he’ll be like putty in your hands. It’s going to be something that he won’t be able to control and as much as he hates to admit it, he’ll secretly like that.

V (Volume)

When it comes to sex Erwin is going to be as quiet as a mouse. He’s going to barely let out grunt and groans let alone moaning. Erwin is going to love hearing you tho. He wants to hear every single little sound that you let out of you body. It’s like music to his ears as it happens.

W (Womanizer)

Soooo Erwin Danchou usually goes to the capital to have a conversation with Premier Zachary regarding the funds for the Scouting Regiment and let's just say that you're somewhat his assistant because your squad is always instructed to assist him whenever he goes to the capital. Now, everyone knows that Erwin is good looking and that oh so muscular broad shoulders, even men would bow down to his stature. Everything doesn't go according to plan, obviously, and here he is, interrupted by a group of women flocking at him like he's a tasty snack (Well, basically he is but he belongs to Y/N). Now, Y/N gets jealous of them because he actually fuccing paid attention to them. Let's just say "Y/N and Erwin, ahem, Daddy Erwin ended up having a rough night."