An explanation before the story!
A/N: originally, these were supposed to be circa 1988-89 only but someone said "do a group chat type thing" and I was like...hmm that seems weird because it would be through like AOLs chat rooms (yes I know what AOL is. Don't call me old. I'm not.) but then, I thought it would be funny to do a long ass 2020/21 pandemic Group Chat chat.
*this will probably be the only modern day thing I do unless I get a large amount of requests* Bear with me here...The usernames were created at 2:30AM while I was running on 2 hours of sleep :))
WhiteRosesPaintedRed=Heather Chandler
BigMacSauce=Heather McNamara
Heather ❥=Heather Duke
TotallyTomSawyer=Veronica Sawyer
NotSweeneyTodd=Ram Sweeney
CheeseKURT72=Kurt Kelly
SlushOmatic=JD
TripleCcourtney: country club CourtneyBigMacSauce has started a group with:
Heather ❥ and, TotallyTomSawyer!
TotallyTomSawyer: Mac, wut did u do dis time?BigMacSauce: Nothingg! I don't ALWAYS do something! What the hell, Sawyer? Lol
TotallyTomSawyer: I hate 2 break it 2 U...but ya usually do XD lol.
BigMacSauce: I was just bored so I thought I'd make a group chat! I like your username BTW ((;
TotallyTomSawyer: Thx, Mac. Who's Heather❥?
BigMacSauce: it's Heather! Duhhh!
TotallyTomSawyer: yuh no shit, Heather! WHICH heather though?
BigMacSauce:Use your brain, Ronnie! Stoopid!
Heather❥:you guys, it's 11:30 at night and some of us like sleeping.
TotallyTomSawyer: Ah, heather duke. Okay. I figured that's who it was.
BigMacSauce: well, I'm obviously not going to add Heather to a group...she got mad last time I did that.
TotallyTomSawyer: she only got mad bcuz we were right and she was wrong XD LOL
BigMacSauce: yeah but I still got yelled at.
Heather❥:HELLO? TRYING TO SLEEP!
TotallyTomSawyer: oooh, don't be such a Negative Nancy! What happened 2nthe highschool Heather? I miss her O_o
Heather❥:uhhh let's see, 4 years of highschool(TORTURE) then another 7 or so years of school, med school, training and now caring for people in need! Does that help? •_•
BigMacSauce: being a doctor seems boring.
TotallyTomSawyer: this chat seems boring. Brb.
TotallyTomSawyer added the following to chat:
SlushOmaticHeather❥: Veronica, who is that? And why?
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Heathers OneShots!
FanfictionREQUESTS ARE OPEN! Just some one shots/short stories. ⚠️Heads up: mostly smut unless requested otherwise⚠️ ⚠️contains some smut⚠️ ⚠️TWs: ⚠️Homophobic slurs⚠️ ⚠️profanity⚠️ ⚠️death/murder⚠️ ⚠️teen angst bullsht⚠️ It's Heathers....you pretty much kno...