Heathers OneShots!

You Are So Pretty (Stonerchick X duke)

A/N THIS WILL BE FROM HEATHER DUKES POV:)))))
Basic_Average_Girl_
WHS 1989
I'm in the bathroom after school fixing my hair when I'm startled by somebody walking in. It's that stoner who I don't think I—or anybody else for that matter— have seen her sober....like....ever.

"Oh shit...." She says calmly.

You're fine. I chuckle. I won't tell anyone. A smile grows on my face.

I keep doing my hair and move onto my makeup. Then I felt a tap on my shoulder. I swiftly turn around.

Jesus Christ!

"Sorry! Would you happen to have a light—"

Yeah! Here. I smile as I pull out my lighter. The lighter has a classic green metal casing with my initials engraved into it.

"WoAh!" She stares at it in amazement.

I chuckle at her response and an idea comes to my mind. The flame is green. If she's THAT high she'll be blown away by it....

She puts a joint in her mouth and I ignite the flame. In response, her jaw drops. This caused the perfectly rolled joint to drop to the ground and I watch as she picks it up.

"Oh it's fine! Weed is weed! BUT HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" She switches topics.

It's boric acid. I laugh.

"What's that?" She cocks her head.

Like roach killer? Which also works on veronica....I joke.

"Who?" She asks.

Nevermind. I light her joint and she takes a long drag before handing it to me. I take it and take a drag. Much shorter than hers.

We kept laughing and talking until I looked at my watch. I shoot up off the ground.

SHIT! RONICA IS GONNA KILL ME! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ME HOME! AND IM HIGH! My parents will KILL me! I start to freak out when I feel a hand take hold of mine.

"Relax. You'll be fine!" The girl slurs. She had been drinking too.

Are my eyes red?! I feel like they are red!! Fuck fuck FUCK! I panic.

"Hey hey. Adjust your bust before they combust, Dukie!" She says calmly.

DO NOT call me that, one. Two, how are you so calm right now? I freak.

"Here. Put these in your eyes. Two or three drops should be fine." She hands me a bottle of eye drops.

I try to put them in but I'm struggling. I don't like putting things in my eyes. And she's laughing at how hard I'm working at this. I find myself chuckling too.

"Here." She takes the bottle. I feel her hand softly grab the bottom of my face and tilt it back. She then puts three drops in both of my eyes. It feels gross.

I look at her. Her expression changes from this calm yet tickled look to a sad look.

"Oh my god!" She whines.

What? I chuckle

"You are so beautiful!"

Awe! Thank you. I smile. My face feels hot.

"What the fuck? Like you are so pretty!"

Oh my god, stopppp! I giggle.

"No! I mean it!" She places her hands on the sides of my face. "Like, I want to kiss you so bad right now!" She cries. THIS is why I never get high. It makes me paranoid....and horny.

What's stopping you? I smirk just a little.

"Can I?" She gives me these funny puppy dog eyes. So in response, I aggressively pull her closer by the collar of her shirt and kiss her. It's not long before we're in the biggest stall tearing each others clothes off...literally tearing. My back is against the wall with the black haired girl in front of me. Her hands roaming my body. I then feel her slide her fingers in me.

"You're so sexy and wet!" She says as she speeds up.

Oh fuck! I'm gonna cum! I shout

"Already? It's been 20 seconds! No you're not." She smirks. I love being teased and edged.

Fuck. Please go faster. Please go harder! I beg.

"Last another 10 seconds and I'll let you cum." She orders.

I do as she says. Prompting her to speed up.

Fuck im coming! I shout.

"Shhh. Show don't tell." She smirks.

"Are you two done now?" I hear veronica....

Fuck. I think to myself.

Yeah. We're done. I reply as if I didn't just get caught.

"Well hold on now." The girl in front of me says while still getting dressed. "That depends....do you want in too?" She finishes.

I nearly burst out laughing and peak through the crack in the door to see her face. The classic dorky face.

"Sure." Veronica shrugs. I turn around to the other girl and my jaw drops as I try not to laugh.

HOLD UP! WHAT? We both say.

"If my girlfriend would fuck around with you, it must be good." She shrugs again and slides under the stall.

A/n: it would be the biggest lie if I said this wasn't based on a true story💀