Heathers OneShots!

Dead Girl Fcking? (Jdronica)

This idea just came into my head. ALSO
I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE MALE X FEMALE CHARACTER SMUT 😭I'm learrrrning. Let me beeee. Let me gooooo.

Details:
Veronica:
-good at improv
-singer
-lawful neutral
-just wants her school to be a nice place
-painfully a Virgin (might change...might not)
-HoRnE 24/7
(Kinda like those chihuahuas that hump like...everything...only she doesn't do that💀she just has the sec drive of one.)
-madly in love with Heather Chandler but covers up by hanging around the boys.
-loud as fucc. Especially when fucc.

Jason Dean:
-new kid
-moves around a lot
-7 schools 7 states
-killed the dinosaurs
-creepily in love with Veronica but doesn't have that major disconnect so he still has a bit of a heart. Kind of a soft side.
-a virgin. Not as embarrassingly as V. He is smug about it.
-lives like he's In a musical everyday.
-ALWAYS. FUCKING. SINGING.

Ready?
Begin.
Veronica has just left Ram Sweeney's homecoming party. As she walks the street, he hair blows in the soft summer breeze. The moon reflects off her face. She then passes a house with a bike parked outside.

'Must be JDs house...if I'm going to get crucified, might as well have fun before it happens.' She thinks to herself. The house is still what seems to be like a mile away so she hums to herself a nice little bass line. She then starts to sing a song. Not one from the radio or off of her many mixtapes. But something improvised.

"The demon queen of highschool has decreed it." She sings for a while until she reaches JDs yard and climbing to his window.

JDs POV
As I'm sitting in my room, a short blue girl comes through my window. I don't flinch or say anything other then ask her what she's doing in my room.

She doesn't speak. She sings. I love it when people do this. Especially hot chicks.

"You know it's cause you're beautiful. You SAY you're numb inside but I can't agree. Sure the worlds unfair. Keep it locked out there. In here it's beautiful. Let's make this beautiful!" She sings.

THAT WORKS FOR ME!
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She lunges at me and our lips find themselves locked.

"Full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walking"
How'd you find my address?
"Let's break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking" she sings.
I think you tore my mattress! I sing back.

"No sleep tonight for you better chug that Mountain Dew!" She points at the 12 pack in the corner.
Okay okay.
"Get your ass in gear make this whole town disappear" she raises her voice.
OKAY OKAY!
"Slap me! Pull my hair! Touch me-
"There and there and there no more talking!" I quickly open her button down as she climbs on top of me after removing my jeans.
There and there and there! Wooaah!
"LOVE this dead girl walking"
Woah woah yeah yeah wait wait love this dead girl!
"Yeah" she grinds against my torso.
Yeah! I say in unison with her.
"Yeah" her voice starts shaking more.
Yeah! I feel myself get hard from all of this. She's so hot.
"Yeah" at this point, she's practically just moaning.
OUCH! I groan as she pushes me.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I shutter quietly as I thrust in and out of her quickly.
"J-JD! Fuck! FUCK I'm gonna cum! Holy shit!" She cries. I take this as a hint to go faster. She likes this.

After an hour of just laying with each other, she's drifting off and I just speak what's on my mind.
"Hey I kinda wanna murder heather chandler...can we like...poison her?" I ask with zero regret. I expected her to get up and leave but instead she just mumbles.

"Talk about it in the morning." She mumbles before falling asleep.

DAMN. I pulled Veronica Sawyer!

Non smut ending.
"Veronica let's just talk." I say.

"Maybe that's a better idea." She shred and gets off of me.

A few hours later, Veronica and I are laughing and telling stories about our past. I'm glad I could help her.

"Hey it's getting late. Do You want to stay here?" I ask.

She looks at me with this look of "your a boy I'm a girl" and I quickly clarify.

"Bed! My bed! You! You can take my bed and I'll uh I'll sleep out here on the couch. No harm no foul." I chuckle at my mistake.

"Sure JD. Thanks." She gives a soft smile before taking the last sip of her slushee that I bought. She looks at me and then places a kiss on my lips. Calm. Passionate. Caring. Soft lips on mine. She then pulls away.

"Goodnight JD." She says softly and smiles.

"Goodnight Veronica." I smile back. I go and fall asleep on the couch. That's my night. Everything goes downhill from there though. And that's how I'm writing this from kentucky. Running from the police. And Veronica. I tried to kill Heather...and Heather....aaand heather. She wasn't too pleased.