Mute

Watery depths

As I started the bath I undressed and grabbed my robe from my suitcase, big blue comfy, robe. I slept in this one time when I was out of blankets from laundry damn good. christa questioned but I was comfortable. I hung it up and stepped in and sat down arms at my sides with the curtain pulled towards the start of my nakedness. the bath was warm warmer than I expected. as I slipped into my imagination and the watery depths of the supposed bath, it'll be okay when I fall asleep I've done this before, the door swung open to reveal a very lusty levi. "dude what the fuck?"
"Oh just wondering what's beyond the curtain."
"Boobs. isn't that what's under your shirt since your such a girl?"
"Nice comeback. No need to be rude though."
"I have every right I'm naked for Christ sakes."
"Not the first time I've seen you like that."
"Haha very funny shortcake now get out."
"But why?"
"I wish to sleep."
"You could drown. "
"I'm okay with that."
"I'm not." he gave me pleading eyes and a melting smile. " fine. stay here and watch me if you'd like, and rescue me when you think I'm dying."
He smiled in return and sat on the opposite side of the wall watching me to make sure I'm safe. married life, eh? This could be fun. I thought to myself. with an evil grin I sank down lower washing that poor mans blood off. levi just played with the water smiling oh so unconvincing. I got back up wiping my eyes. "what's wrong?" He looked up at me fear strown across his face. "you'd be okay with dying?"
"I've had worse situations captain." I look at him. "I told you not to call me that."
"Oh well." I said. he smiled again and took of hi boots, then his straps then his shirt until all he had left was underwear. he left those on and climbed in with me. "is this what love feels like y/n"
"Not sure. never really had it." I said grinning back. I splashed some water in his face and he did the same. it was an all out war of wits and water. Then it was all out embarrassment. "y/n? Levi? We heard you were kidnapped! Is all okay?" Levi slid further down into the bath and I pulled the curtain a little farther to cover him. then erwin slammed his way into the bathroom.

Sloshing up I yelled and pulled the curtain dramatically. "second time someone's seen me naked in the corps this is a record eyebrow."

"Who was the first."
"Levi."
"Hanji you owe me fifty bucks." he yelled walking out of the bathroom to yell. "aww shit really erwin you weren't the first. fine!" She handed him fifty bucks the walked out of the bathroom. they both did. I bundled up warm and cozy with the robe around. levi got stuck in the shower with only a tower trying not to let everyone know. "I'm going to get dressed first." I said pointing to the conjoined room across from me they nodded and waited at the table I put on slacks and converse and a button up like any other work day. "what do you want?" I said coldly. "where's levi?"
"Getting dinner, now why are you here eyebrows? Hanji is always welcome but your just well eyebrowey and it intimidates me." scrunching our noses to keep from laughing. he finally let out a sigh from doing it so much. "we heard you were kidnapped. we made sure you were okay."
"Ah I see, they only needed me to fix this dude up."
"Ah gotcha, anything you need."
"Not condoms. " we laughed once and with a few more minutes passed and a convo carrying on they left.

I opened the curtain to reveal a shivered man covered in a cold wet towel. "and who's naked now."
"I'll punch you."
"I'll kick you." he returned a glance and heard hanji approached and with no time at all she squealed. "I motherfucking knew it GODAMMIT." Holy shit can this bitch curse. "Hey hanji shut your face were kind of trying to keep this under wraps."
"You mean like him."
"I'll do experiments won't make you walk for weeks."
"Never knew you were one for flirting y/n."