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we're not cleaning?

"we're not cleaning?!" me and hanji said at the same time. "nope I have something in store for you," he said pointing at us both. "you know Levi I think you should re phrase that it sound awfully kinky." me and Levi both turning to her now. "what the fuck goes through your brain hanji?" I say trying not to be sarcastic. this was the start of something bad we both knew it, as she took a deep breathe I instantly put my hand to her face. "that was sarcasm," I say pinching between my eyes. "so what are we gonna do short cake?" as I feel hanji let out her breathe I let my hand go. "first off no ridicule on my height,at all. next follow me for the rest of step two" as we followed him back to his quarters he went into Mike's room, for some reason they were connected between the two. anyways, he peeked in first then made his way inside, he went inside his closet and grabbed what looked like two dresses, maid dresses. me and hanji tried to skip out but we were caught by our collars. " your not going any where." he said sinisterly. "whatever do you mean captain?" I said with an obvious fake smile. he then lifted them up. "step two, change into these." yup, Mike was kinky. "told you they were kinky." she said in a whisper. " WHEN WE FIRST MET YOU SAID I WAS KINKY! IF ANYTHING YOUR THE ONE TRYING TO SCREW A TITAN." I whisper yelled. we realised what I said and both chuckled. " girls I'm not as weird as Mike, he has three riding crops, two are broken, and he even sniffs people during sex."

"how do you know?"

he then lifted his cup and pointed it towards the door. "he always forgets to close it."

" okay then... where are we gonna change?" he then stopped leaning on the desk behind him and slid the double doors toward the center to where they finally shut. me and hanji then started getting out of our casual uniforms and slipped on the dresses, I'm just glad they were clean, supposedly. I then put my sneakers back on again. i remember i had to get special permission from Erwin to wear my converse, it was easier to fight with and easy stepping all the way. no wonder I was in the top 5. either way I got the ripped tights and hanji got the Normal ones. I got the cup cake design of the dress, got long and sleek, lucky. actually I think she got the best pick. Damn that short cake. "you done?" I asks hanji. she nodded and I opened the doors to only see ourselves in the mirror. I looked like a punk and she looked elegant. and he looked like a midget drinking tea I hated this already. "step three refer to me as Levi throughout the bet." he said shifting his eyes up at us finally. I was looking at his books his beautiful collection of books. he had things that could make a nerd, me, squeal. ugh I swear, If you could see it too. "oi, focus." I turned back around hoping I could do more looking. "y/n, help me with paperwork, hanji go sit on Mike's bed and when he comes in say the weirdest shit you can imagine," I couldn't help but chuckle at her expression. "and I if I don't like it you'll do the same with Erwin with a phrase I choose." she looked terrified at this point. "yes ,Levi." she said walking away into the other room leaving the door open for us to hear. "y/n, " my head popped up from where I was on the page. "what up?"

"run these over to Erwin"

"not in this dress."

"who lost the bet?" I sighed and got up taking the papers with me. "I'll only go if your at least somewhere watching. " he agreed and we were on our way when I came along horse face, Levi was at he end of the hall talking to a cadet about cleanliness, boy was I screwed. " was sup babe,"

"hi horse face."

"sure call me what you want but did you know that a horses Dick can grow to 11 inches?"

"that's a nice fact Jean, but since you don't have one I guess you cant measure" his mouth flopped and I could hear eren around the corner laughing his ass off. " see ya around horses-"

then all he'll broke loose, he slapped my ass.