Mute

Nirvana

As I put back on the demeaning dress I heard them talk about the day. There were oohs and ahs but I couldn't give a fuck less. I snuck out as they were talking only to find Erwin, mike, and levi. I saw Erwin coming towards me. "Not now eyebrows, I just choked a man, you don't want to be next."
"Yeah about that, eren noticed something when you did that , along with levi."
"And what would that be?"
"You started to smile almost as if you weren't human."
Maybe I'm crazy? Nah I don't see any unicorns in daylight.
I'm on drugs?
Nope. doesn't sound right. maybe I was a superhero! Nope. how about socially awkward and In a maids dress. Yep. "I know this already, why don't you go to story time with hanji she'll explain things you'll never understand, like when I was young, really young I met this guy named rivalle he resembled captain bitch here t- what? what are those faces for?" Their mouths were open, wide open. "you don't know yet do you?"
"Know what eyebrows?!" I became agitated and spoke quite loudly " well eyebrows spit it out or I'll make you spit out a tooth." He covered his mouth backed away a bit then spoke " captain Levi's real name was rivalle, he's from the underground, he had friends named Isabel and farlan, how did you know that?"
" woah woah woah, I only knew that I gave them weekly check ups along with his friend Isabel a new leg. Tha-"
" wait so your doctor death?" Levi spoke up. "Yeah, I was your doctor every fucking week and you don't remember me?!"
"No I remembered you along time when I entered battle and needed help with my legs, it's just, your prettier now, and back then you looked like a younger version of the present hanji. My real question is how did you not know that it was me?" I was puzzled at this way of talking I've never been flirted at or hit on or complimented only forced to work harder than before, and to not lose my way.
"So I'm prettier now? That's why you can't recognize me?"
"Yes"
"That's the only compliment I've heard in two years besides catcalls, pretty fucking weird how you did it though." That was the last sentence I got in before eyebrows cut in again. "alright that's enough of the flirting for one day. lets figure out what happened." he turned to me with that charming smile and arms open once again, "fine but I get an opt out of this dress this doesn't mean I'm out of the bet only the dress, levi." he nodded in response as we were walking back to Levi's office I heard mikes sniffing again "mike?"
He responded with a grunt. "how the fuck do you break at least two riding crops?" You could, smell, the tenseness in the air. I only had curled my lips into the cheesiest smile imaginable, Erwin was Blushing profusely "where do you think I got the costume from?" he went from okay blushing to red tomato. Was he? Wait wait wait wait wait. Did mike use the crops on him? Oh my walls. oh my walls. oh my walls. I thought until it was the only thing playing in my mind until we were at the office. I slipped into the bedroom quarters again and at least tried to change as their were at least three hot men outside."goddammit." i whispered " could one of you come in here I can't get the damn zipper on mikes costume." everything but the dress was off. low and behold the cleaning fairy arrived, "where's the zipper?" He asked. pointing to the very back middle he sighed and marched over I pulled my hair to the side and let him pull it down. revealing the back of my bra. "Thanks." I said pulling off the rest I had an extra sports bra and shorts under just in case i pulled it back up and turned around he was still there. "dude what the fuck?"
"Oh yeah sorry!" He said " just one question before I go, how did you get so ripped?"
"Out. now." I said with a stern finger pointing towards the door. He backed out closing the door behind him. I put my black button up shirt on along with the evil white jeans and at least eighty straps across my ass. I walked out to meet them. "All right explain what happened." Erwin said. I explained the story I had at least eight times already, "ah I see," he said back " you went underground for a checkup bought a hotel room for a couple days, helped the biggest gangs in town with medical problems, was choked, have Isabel a new leg, choked again, figured out you couldn't speak anymore, and gave weekly checkups, and then signed in to the trainees."
"Yup" mike was sniffing again as I said this. "smells like teen spirit" (get the title now?) I scoffed
"yes it does and your closet smells kinky" he shut up quick after that snap back. "anyways what more do you want from me?"
" Well y/n, we need you to spy with levi in the underground." Our eyes widened, even mikes,   
"You mean I have to fix more people?"
"If it means that, yes." clenching the back of my straps I looked in anger. "do you know of the bad memories I have there?  At least spare me of my duties at this moment, for it may be the last thing I remember." And the door shut behind me.