A TITLE CARD playing from an ancient VHS tape, detailing some gibberish about how no one should watch this - but then it starts FLICKERING - digital noise cutting through as the letters in the text fade, leaving only the Q's that were never there.
EXT. CHILI CON CARNIVAL - NIGHT
What was once a simple front yard affair seems to be a bustling town tradition, complete with rides, games and, of course, chili.
KENNY (played by Dax Shepherd; late 30s, lanky, dirty blonde hair, a horseshoe mustache) shrugs deeper into a jacket the color of Goldfish crackers.
He keeps his head down as he moves through the row of chili vendors and the crowd.
Kenny glances over at the one chili VENDOR who seems to have no customers.
The Vendor gives him a nod, which Kenny returns as he makes his way over.
VENDOR: What will it be?
KENNY: I'm vegetarian.
VENDOR: What is that, like vegan?
They regard each other a moment, then the Vendor indicates to the back of the stall with a nod of his head.
Kenny goes around the side of the stall, to the back and finds the Vendor moving some equipment boxes aside.
VENDOR: You heard what happened here?
KENNY: Yeah, the Tenormans.
VENDOR: No - after that. The Vendor hefts a box to the top, looking at Kenny.
VENDOR: Or do you not believe?
Kenny nods to the box. The man opens it and moves some items within, before pulling out a single page and handing it to Kenny.
INT. KENNY'S APARTMENT - LATER
It's a small studio apartment, with an air mattress against one wall, and a desk cluttered with all sorts of papers and gear on the other.
Kenny sits at the desk, a scanner issuing light as it hums next to him.
A moment, and then the blank screen in front of him fills with the image of the scanned, single page.
Kenny types some commands, which causes the scanned image to fold and unfold multiple times, as if testing different patterns. Then it stops.
KENNY: Holy shit.
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