INT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - LIVING ROOM
Stan, Kyle, Eric and Leo are in the living room.
Stan has the TV remote in hand.
The TV comes to life, showing grainy footage that looks awfully familiar.
ON THE TV
It's the scene from the sewer, shot at about Jimmy's crutch-level.
The footage continues, showing them yelling at Q-Beast, and it shrinking away.
ERIC (on video): America is a corporate welfare state!
Eric glares at the screen.
ERIC: Jimmy, you motherfucker.
A jump in the video, now showing the almost dead Q-Beast as Kyle stands over it, its heart in his hand.
Q-BEAST (on video): No, please.
And Kyle squishes the heart.
Then the video cuts back to the studio, showing TUCKER CARLSON (played by Fozzie Bear from the Muppets) shaking his head.
TUCKER (to the camera): Tragic. And no one knows this more than my next guest.
It goes split screen with Tucker sharing the screen with RUDY GIULIANI (played by Maria Shriver; bald cap, glasses and a blue suit) who sits next to his client, the Q-BEAST'S BABY.
TUCKER: First, I'm sorry for your loss. I can only imagine what you felt - what you must be feeling - reliving that. And it looks like they're going to get away with it.
Q-Beast's Baby speaks in a squeaky voice, sounding like Jim Watkins, but with a dose of helium.
Q-BEAST'S BABY: It hurts. It really does. To see them hurl those insults at my mother like that... you know, words are like bullets and these - these monsters - just fired them with ha- (starts to choke up) With hate and - and anger and -
He starts sobbing.
Rudy shakes his head.
RUDY: Tucker, let me correct you here - you said that they're going to get away with it. Usually, that's what happens - the mainstream media paints Antifa as the victim. But not this time. We are going to fight and we are going to show that, you know, these "heroes" of the left - one of them is a lawyer for the ACLU, the other a weed mogul who are both probably getting their own statues in Berkley as we speak - are the real monsters. And they tried to legitimize their attack by ensnaring two of your colleagues and a cripple -
TUCKER: Also one of my colleagues.
Rudy looks a little perplexed at this, but continues.
RUDY: Whatever - they did it to legitimize this attack on a true patriot - the murder of my client's mother!
The sound of POLICE SIRENS and roaring vehicles break the four's attention from the TV.
EXT. TEGRIDY ESTATE - FRONT DRIVE
The four come outside as police cars rush from both sides of the circle drive.
ERIC (to Stan): What's that gate even for?
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