Mineta had never been so horny before in his life now that Momo was his girlfriend. Mineta was just in his room laying down thinking what he was going to do today as he laid on Momo tits from the back of his head. "Hmm well i can't just bang Momo all day i need to have some fun with her that isn't perverse but what?" Mineta said. "We could go to the mall so i could buy you some gifts for your birthday since i didn't give you a proper gift." Momo said slowly hugging the grape. "Oh i didn't mean to wake you up Momo." Mineta said hugging her back. "It's O.K but can you make me some tea darling?" Momo said but saying darling in a seductive voice and in his ear. Mineta got a boner from her saying that. "Sure Momo." he said. Mineta then got up changed into purple shorts and a purple shirt with a grape logo. He brushed his teeth and walked downstairs while Momo got ready. Mineta realize that he didn't know what tea to use or how to make it. So he went back up the stairs and asked Momo what tea she wanted. "Phantom black tea please." Momo replied. Mineta walk downstairs and saw Todoroki. Shoto's rich he should know right? Mineta thought to him self. "Hey Todoroki i need your help". Mineta said."Sure what is it?" Todoroki asked."I need you to help me make tea for Momo." Mineta told him. Todoroki face turned pale as fear went to him."That is simple it should be easy." Shoto said scared but clamly. Shoto boils the water."It's ready Mineta." Todoroki said. Mineta then spills the water on Todoroki and burns his arm."FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMMIT." Todoroki yells"EVERY FUCKING TIME." Todoroki says. Todoroki now goes to the med bay with Deku. Mineta is now laughing his ass off because of what he did.Then Momo walks in the room."What's so funny senpai?" Momo asked."Oh nothing Momo." Mineta responded."Is the tea ready dear?" Momo asked."I think so but i didn't know how much you wanted so i filled half of it." Mineta replied."OK but next time fill the water i love tea." Momo stated. Mineta pour her a cup of tea and poured himself a cup a grape juice. The two then sat went outside and sat down while they have a conversation."I must ask you Mineta why are you in love with grapes? Momo asked."Well that is a funny story." Mineta said."When i was little i drank all of my dad wine thinking it was grape juice and got very drunk." Mineta told her."The next day i was very sick and threw up a lot of the wine and my dad then nicknamed me grape juice." Mineta said"Oh." Momo said. Mineta then put his arm around Momo. He went for a kiss. She kissed back
Time skip to tomorrow.
Mineta phone alarms goes off playing somebody come get her she dancing like a stripper song. Mineta gets out of his bed.He yawns.He brushes his teeth. He changes to his school uniform.Then he walks down and see Momo, Deku, Uraraka, Mina, Jiro, Denki, and Todoroki .Oh shit. he thinks as he walks down."Oh hi Mineta." Todoroki says waving his hand."Oh hi." Mineta replies. As he gets closer he just kisses Momo,who is then slapped and cut with a sword Momo made."How dare you." Momo says with rage."I thought you liked me what happe-" Todoroki can't was interrupted as Mineta punches Todoroki. Todoroki falls in a bed of Mineta's balls and is now stuck to the floor. Momo creates a crowbar and her and Mineta beat the shit out of Todoroki. Mina then records it as Momo and Mineta fight Todoroki. Shoto then burns Mineta's balls to get up and punches Mineta. Mineta coughs blood with the amount of force Shoto punched him with. Momo then whacks Shoto in the knee with the crow bar. Shoto falls as his leg is broken. Deku then goes to defend Shoto. "TODOROKI KUN IS MINE BACK OFF." Izuku says crying. Denki then goes to Mineta's side and Jiro goes to Momo's." WE WILL DEFEND OUR FRIEND." Jiro and Denki say. Denki then shoots Izuku with a zap. Uraraka runs to Izuku to help him. Lida then stands between them breaking up the fight. team Mineta go to class. team Izuku go to heal their injures.
